heck

I don’t know either bro

[sabito-simp]

Things I love about Rin Itoshi:

His brother

[sabito-simp]

It’s so entertaining when someone has opposite traits that usually go together.

For instance, I’m insanely aggressive, but I am the least assertive person you’ll ever meet.

One time, I told someone I was going to fight them, and they told me to go ahead right then and there. Like no, you do it first. You initiate the fight, and then I’ll carry it. I don’t wanna do it first. If we get into trouble, I’ll fully take the blame; just please throw the first punch. I will even pay you to, but I’m not going first.

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I WAS WATCHING BSD AND THERE’S A SCENE WHERE POE IS WITNESSING SOMEONE FALL TO THEIR DEATH AND LOOK AT KARL’S FACE

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO ELATED. KARL WHAT DID YOU DO

[sabito-simp]

I remember during my freshman year of college, I was running late to my first day of class. After the class ended, I went up to my professor, apologized, and promised that I would never be late again.

That was the first and last time I ever showed up to the class.

[sabito-simp]

If Nick Cannon was a character from Greek Mythology, he’d be Priam.

Not because Priam was a king, but because the number of wives and children he’s had is pretty much the only noteworthy thing about him.

[sabito-simp]

Concept: a remake of “19 Kids and Counting” called “11 Kids and Counting” featuring Nick Cannon with his kids and the mothers all living in one household.

[sabito-simp]

I’m Loid

[sabito-simp]

Gojo: Bro.

Getou: What bro?

Gojo: Tell the whole world we’re bros.

Getou: *whispers* We’re bros…

Gojo: Why’d you whisper bro?

Getou: Because you’re my whole world bro.

Gojo: Bro.

[sabito-simp]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Anya: 𓁹‿𓁹

[sabito-simp]

“Do you wish you could change a decision you’ve made in the past?”

Yes

“But changing that decision would alter who you are now.”

That’s the whole point, I fucking hate myself

[sabito-simp]

Me: I just want to take it easy and rest today.

My impulses: *breaks down door* WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

[trainermallow]

cringe culture is stupid actually. buy a skateboard because sk8 made you want to learn. sign up for a swim club because free! got you interested in it. pick up a book on astronomy because koisuru asteroid caught your attention. join the school volleyball team because haikyuu!! made it look like fun. give ice skating a try because yuri!!! on ice captivated you. practice the choreography to your favorite love live! song, learn to play an instrument you liked in k-on!, make your own robot inspired by the mechs in neon genesis evangelion. don’t be afraid to give something fun and new a shot because you think the reason is embarrassing.

[sabito-simp]

Go commit arson because of The Promised Neverland