[kaboodlekibble]

Truth be told this blog used to be a monaca towa/udg blog back in 2021 and i recently just had a dream about this game so heres a brief udg doodle before i go back to crash bandicoot posting

[polterfiesta]

I went so hard on this piece 🤤

[n-hance]

Erm... A lil redraw. 2 years difference (2026 vs 2024). This outfit is inspired off of the Repo Man from Repo! The Genetic Opera hehe

[hatecraftslab]

oh. so you're here too. somebody oughtta tie you in a sack and throw you in a river

Get off of my tumbling account, Monika. Go back to kissing the Mayor's rear, or whatever it is you do with your free time. (Please do not clarify what it is you do with your free time.)

[hatecraftslab]

but do it jiggle

What? How does one perform an 'it jiggle'? Do you mean 'does it jiggle?' Was the word 'does,' Anonymoose? And even so, what are you asking? Are you expecting me to read into your sick little mind telepathically to find out what it is you want me to test for jiggliness? You know what? Sure. Against my better judgment, and in the name of science, I shall proceed. Today, we will discover the answer to this ridiculous and stupid question together. First, we must define what it is to "jiggle." I have consulted seventeen papers, my two monsters/housemates/colleagues and a gelatin mold, and the consensus appears to suggest that "jiggling" = the brief deformation of x, in this case It, characterized by periodic, wobbly motion following a minor perturbation. Naturally, I have constructed an apparatus.

Observe: the containment pedestal of...some kind of fine china, reinforced to withstand the greatest of force... and also moderate wobbling. Within it, the Subject, designated It, is suspended. It is, of course, one of the most disgusting sights I have ever beheld, so I will feel no remorse for this experiment as a result. I have subjected It to a series of increasingly aggressive prods: first a gentle nudge, then a firm poke, and finally a slap - after which I had to wash my hands, because It is filthy. The results were disappointing. The substance was strangely resilient. But, for you, I then escalated matters. I introduced vibrations to It. I played bass-heavy music to It. I shouted at It. Though I swore I would never do this for an experiment again, I threw It from the castle window. Still, nothing. Either It possesses an insane rigidity beyond mortal comprehension, or this whole premise was just extremely dumb. There is no oscillation from It. Not even undulation. No behavior can be detected whatsoever that can even be considered jiggle-adjacent. The mass refuses to dance for you, Anonymoose. I don't know what to say. I have seen statues with more enthusiasm than the creature before me. The planets, even, move with more vibrance in the cold heart of space than It. I, Silas von Hatecraft, conclude with all the authority vested in me (by myself): No, it do not jiggle. Please go away.

[hatecraftslab]

Is it your fault?

Yes, absolutely. Finally, somebody recognizes it! Which 'it', exactly? I know, obviously, but my loving fanbase might not be entirely up to speed, so...

[hatecraftslab]

Who are you

[sable-bracelet]

:)

[hatecraftslab]

Is it your fault?

Yes, absolutely. Finally, somebody recognizes it! Which 'it', exactly? I know, obviously, but my loving fanbase might not be entirely up to speed, so...

[spinelwithabong]

posting things I haven't on here but on the bird app

also was going to make something about celia meeting neo but never finished it.

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[manypersons]

gotta queue this for next year too

[hoaxghost]

i wanted to draw my rat girl for this very special occasion 

[hoaxghost]

one year later and she still banging out tunes for this national holiday

[hoaxghost]

it’s been a year you know what that means!!

[hoaxghost]

HAPPY BANGING OUT TUNES DAY

[hoaxghost]

you think I’d forget about the most important day of the year?? HAPPY NEIL DAY!

[hoaxghost]

ROCKING out the tunes this year round

[hoaxghost]

Do I have an essay due? Yes. But consider:

HAPPY NEIL DAY

[hoaxghost]

economy is bit tough atm but she’s still banging out some tunes!

[hoaxghost]

It’s still the 13th somewhere…right? Anyway one degree later and we’re still banging out the tunes!

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[lambhoof-deactivated20150613]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[bruneburg]

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[gongustheawsome01]

I'll be in perfect bliss and forget about how violently male dominated fandoms are and then I'll check the top posts on the main tag and start writhing on the floor while screaming in hate and rage.

[purensanity]

i'd love to see some nina x coco in your style! they can be doing anything u feel like

I’ve sent them rollerskating 🫡 Look at these sillies, they are both so stupid 💛

[poopmallows]

getting no homework done cuz they are my Priority HART!

[sable-bracelet]

d'awwww bapy ninar!! before The Big Chop!!