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18/bi - bd/bpd

[icedcoffeebee]

(opens group chat) whats up everybody im suicidal

[broccococcoli]

*everyone else responds by saying “mood”*

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[jonbutter]

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[sabpd-blog]

htyrtdesrhjhjb

[feministism]

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

rhis is so ugly and funny

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[wentz-archive]

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

[pg13howincrediblydull]

is this a Halsey song

[lesbeet]

women who defend men on “i hate men” posts make me so sad like baby they still hate you whether you stick up for them or not, they’re never gonna respect you, it’s not worth it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[catbountry]

#existential boardgames

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[aewm]

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

[halleyscometrry-deactivated2024]

This is LGBTQ+ culture