For Shits and Giggles

Been here for 10 years and I still cry too much

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[catchymemes]

[dehydratedlydia]

thats actually so beautiful im in love with the shapes off trees and how clear of a picture i have of this place existing in nature

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[liberalsarecool]

Typical cult logic. Obey the abuser. Protect the strong man. Don't think for yourself.

[hippynerdguy]

I read an article about Costco back in 2008. The owner was approached by a business consultant with a plan that could make him $1 million a year, personally. The plan would’ve had the owner fire 20% of his work staff, cut benefits and start new employees at minimum wage. After reading the proposal, the owner said, “You’re fired. I make $350,000 a year. I have two houses two cars two kids in college, a boat and a RV. No one needs to make a million dollars a year at the expense of your employees.”

If there was a Costco near me, I’d be there weekly just support such an honest company.

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[internetgreatesthits]

[omtai]

goodnight sweetiepees. Fat-tailed Dunnart to keep you company

[depsidase]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[ladytuarach]

Thank you @posttexasstressdisorder for the complete picture

[segamascott]

[homunculus-argument]

It just occurred to me how many peoples' parents must have at some point heard another adult say something along the lines of "usually kids acting this way is a sign of abuse", which was intended as "I want you to know that I know you're abusing your kids, even if I don't have solid proof yet", but which the parent heard as "your child, who acts like this despite of having never ever ever been abused, was born uniquely evil."

[warningsine]

[highlighteretcigarettes]