LORE OLYMPUS SENTENCE STARTERS.
from episodes 1-5. change pronouns or alter dialogue as needed !
“you’re late. where are you?”
“did you get me that purse i wanted?”
“what i mean is: i don’t particularly feel like being seen in public with you today.”
“real classy, [name]. come on, stop messing around.”
“i don’t feel like being seen with you in general.”
“all the fine suits in the world won’t change the fact that you stink of death.”
“great! so i’m the only one alone?”
“relax, no one will notice.”
“[name], i’ve been looking for you everywhere! you look so beautiful tonight!”
“oh, stop. you’re embarrassing me!”
“you big silly! you can’t leave your own party.”
“hello, [name]. i didn’t see you there.”
“[name],i wish you knew when to shut up.”
“you can’t wear that. you look like a relic.”
“i’ve got something you can borrow!”
“you’re a real lifesaver!”
“i don’t think i should have come to this party…”
“come on, i don’t want to talk to a bathroom stall all night.”
“one drink, and then we can go, right?”
“what’s the problem? normally you drink us under the table.”
“can you please not talk about my balls. or my ass, for that matter.”
“i find it really entertaining when you get mad.”
“apparently i’m ‘morally corrupt’. whatever that means.”
“honestly, i think she puts aphrodite to shame.”
“what’s wrong, mommy-kins?”
“this orgy isn’t going to coordinate itself.”
“i wore a really cute polo shirt…”
“wow! really, [name]? i hadn’t noticed!”
“…and so i punched him in the face, and that was that!”
“you’re looking splendid as always.”
“word on the street is your marksmanship is excellent, but your brother’s is still second to none.”
“I WANT TO SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW!”
“hey, kiddo. wanna have some real fun?”
“it’s as if she vanished into thin air!”
“i guess i don’t want to be clingy…”
“i thought meeting all these new people would make me happy. but i just feel more lonely than ever.”
“i wish the room would stop spinning.”
“i’m very sorry about all this.”
“as far as i’m concerned, their word is law.”
“you’ve really outdone yourself this time.”
“it’s 9am… how can it still be dark out?”
“i’m not into this. i’m not happy with myself. i’m so uncomfortable right now.”
“oh, stop fussing and hurry up. serves her right for being so trusting.”
“[name], do you know how to pick locks?”
“[name], what the fuck are we doing?”
“i left a perfectly good orgy for this. i thought you had an actual emergency.”
“she’s like the personification of a friggin cinnamon roll!”
“why are you jealous of a cinnamon roll?”
“let’s just tell her you’re feeling a bit more deranged than usual.”
“check that sassy attitude, mr. man.”
“you still owe me big time after that bullshit you pulled with [name].”
“you want to see her, right?”
“i’m pretty sure that breaking into someone else’s car is a crime. aaaand it’s not very respectful.”
“fresh hell, i am so embarrassed for you right now.”
“you have such a distorted view of people these days.”
“when did you stop seeing the best in people?”
“when did you forget about kindness? when did you forget about love?”
“settle down, you might scare her.”
“i’m just- i’m just going to put you down for a sec, ok?”
“if you sleep with your shoes on, you’ll get sores on your feet. trust me, i know.”
“come on now, stop that.”
“i can take you home, if you want? i just don’t know where you live.”
“please don’t tell my mom how drunk i got tonight.”
“i may be a lot of things, but i’m no snitch.”
“everything will be 1000 times better in the morning.”