Miss Emily @sad-miss-emily - Tumblr Blog

billclintonsbeemilk

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

beyondbeerus

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

modernwolfman-deactivated201811

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

cuteiemonster

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

jxpper

+ if you thing LGBT is ‘taboo’ I don’t want that shit near me. Get lost

I only have 2 settings

Complete freedom

Utter devotion

Why is it always all or nothing with me? I just want to date someone without devoting my entire life to their happiness.

I’m an asexual ultra-feminist

But my pussy is a teeny tiny little Asian pornstar who love bukkake.

#starbursts #ultimate contradiction #pussy #porn #pornstar #fuck #fuckme #mmm #but #also #feminism

Who wants to be my sugar daddy?

#sugardaddy #sugarbaby

curls-and-courage

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.