your dad

21 - he/they - queer - autism (pfp by PotatoLord on picrew)

[sugaredoleander]

the most unrealistic part of house md isn't the malpractice it's the unlimited resources & how little time they spend dealing with insurance

[finalproblem-mlm]

boyliking is a full time job, and brother, I’m doing overtime

[spider-artdump]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[headspace-hotel]

Marceline is 6 today

[thedankmemes]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

[sad-sad-times]

God his fucking hands...his handssssssss. fuck mee, he's so hot, so so so so hot. I can't even...I need him. Just...fuck, fuck fuck fuck. His hands...you don't even understand how hot...how insanely hot this man is. His dick...btw his dick is actual perfection. His voice, god his voice, he fucking growled...he actually growled and I- I almost died. No blood left in my head ever again. Need him, need him so bad. Please..fuck god please.

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

[dwagom]

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

[qfliporianat4t]

t&t (trans friendship)

tvst (trans enemies)

t4t (romantic)

[astronomical-bagel]

tnt (dynamite)

[memeuplift]

[mrbrojangles]

[chikabovii]

Tom Levitt appreciation post because he deserves the world!!

[natequarter]

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[beardedmrbean]

[mclennonyaoi]

he gets me. he fucking gets me

[bogleech]

Though plastic is slowly killing the ocean, every single method we have to gather it up, especially those surface cleaning programs (collecting all the floating debris) does significantly more harm to more wildlife. There's a huge number of marine species that live *only* in the first few inches of the ocean surface including the nearly microscopic larval stages for countless animals that eventually grow massive and become crucial to deeper water ecosystems. The surface is the sea's nursery.

So unfortunately it's genuinely better to leave the plastic and simply *stop adding to it.*

If collecting it again is seen as an adequate enough solution, then companies will probably feel like they don't actually have to reduce plastic waste at all as long as they pick it back up (and subsequently incinerate a whole understudied ecological system)

[catmeme-moved]

i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart

[sadbigboyhours]

W-

[sadbigboyhours]

What’s the middle one???

[flower-crow]

[whitepeopletwitter]