lavender menace

resident gargoyle, lesbian troublemaker, he/her

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[jettonetrillion]

This shirt came to me in a vision

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[tragicwaif]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[sugaredoleander]

anyway remember in the good place when God was like hmm yes you've made your point, the current system is problematic. so i'm going to erase the earth and start over. and everyone went NONONONO WAIT not what we meant, and stopped her?

[sugaredoleander]

i did not expect to like GO3 at all, which is probably why it didn't bother me that much at first, but the more i think about it, the more i hate it. so i have decided to stop thinking about it

[suscept]

that one friend whose blood you'll never wash out from your hands 😂

[buddwyer]

it's so funny when it affects you long-term

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[narutwitter]

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[rahnesinclair]

"I think you know she does her complaining as anyone does ... but yeah, I think there's a bit of like, she knows the danger of what it would be to go home and be alone. And I think part of her kind of self-preservation instinct is like "if I stay here, that won't happen". I think yeah, she's scared to go home alone to an empty house when she's gotten used to having like a little buddy around. She would never admit that... So she can complain about it, but I think she kind of needs to be charting."

-Isa Briones on Trinity Santos living in Charting Hell

[natasha-lightwood]

happy pitt thursday godspeed to everyone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian