Randi

I reblog stuff mostly (21) Rip Lydia pfp 2019 - 2025

[fanaticalfunhouse]

If tumblr ever does go down find me over in these spots

Discord - Randi8949

Tiktok - sleepycannibal

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[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 96

Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Discord (My Little Pony)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Voting ended onJun 8

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 94

Loki (Marvel)

Ken the Butcher (The Gaslight District)

Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen 0)

Voting ended onJun 8

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 95

Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview With The Vampire)

Crusnr Colven (Psychopomp)

Uncle Iroh (Avatar the last airbender)

Voting ended onJun 8

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 96

Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Discord (My Little Pony)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Voting ended onJun 8

[raedical-cactus]

The only reason elephants are endangered is bc Arthur and John keep eating them all

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr’s Pasta Dinner

Noodles

Marinara

Salt (for water)

Red food dye

Cheese topping

Edible glitter

Side of chicken

Garlic bread on the side

Breadsticks on the side

Voting ended onMay 22

@theleagueoflegendsfan69 was a big part in the creation of this one

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I told my grandma about this, she said it’s a bad idea, she also said when I went to college she thought I’d be normal stupid and not whatever this is

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This is fine

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’ve been trying to calculate how many dry spaghetti noodles are in one teaspoon, my math says two, that sounds wrong but they’re also long so idk

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Me calculating everything based on the amount of edible glitter I currently have (1.5 teaspoons) and adding the dye and salt to the water before adding 4 spaghetti noodles

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[waylay-managment-2]

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[orthoscheme]

these brownies seem a little strong

[orthoscheme]

well if i have any complaints i can just call potassium about it but im too meek so i wont

[f0xlett]

I saw this bird and had to draw it! a rosy bourke parakeet

[bapouro]

[mortalityplays]

when I was like 15 we went to Rome and my mum unwittingly piled us into one of those fake scam taxis that was basically a mob car with “definitely a 100% genuine taxi” taped to the window.

anyway I have no regrets bc he drove us around at like 1000 kmph blasting some italian classical music station through pimp my ride subwoofers, blew every traffic light, and at one point stopped in the middle of a ring road intersection to get out and cross 3 lanes of traffic and have a fist fight with what I can only assume was a rival fake taxi driver. he tried to overcharge us but my mum was like ‘no I looked up the journey prices before I got here’ and he was like lol fair enough have a nice trip and rocketed off into the night

[mortalityplays]

this is why I will never support lyft or uber

[plush-anon]

(via @amandatheangrygirl​)