꒰ “wait… are we dating?” ft isagi, barou & rin ꒱ྀི
it was a normal wednesday. you were sitting on isagi’s bed, wearing his hoodie and playing with his fingers while he edited game footage. then he turned to you slowly, squinting and thinking real hard.
“wait,” isagi mumbled, “are we dating?”
you blinked. “yoichi. we’ve been on like… eight dates.”
“yeah but like… i thought you were just being nice??” he said, eyes widening. “you’re nice to everyone. i thought i was just getting like… premium niceness.”
“we slept in the same bed.”
you dropped his fingers. “yoichi i sat on your lap at a restaurant.”
“i called you my boyfriend to the waiter.”
“ohhhh,” he said like he just solved a math problem. “shit, we’re dating.”
you stared at him, horrified. “i’ve been your girlfriend this whole time.”
“oh my god. i’m so lucky.”
“i thought i was hallucinating the romance,” he whispered and leaned in to steal a kiss or two while mumbling ‘mine’.
barou sat next to you, arms crossed, looking like he was ready to fight god, which was fine. he always looked like that. but then, out of nowhere, he grunted, “people keep calling you my girlfriend.”
you turned to him, sipping your drink. “okay?”
“i don’t get it,” he muttered. “why would they say that?”
you choked. “we’re literally dating.”
he blinked at you like you just told him the earth was flat. “we are?”
you sat up. “shoei. i made you breakfast this morning.”
“yeah, cause you were hungry too.”
“we made out for like fifteen minutes in your car last night.”
he shrugged. “that’s just how you say goodnight.”
“i have a drawer in your bathroom.”
“i thought you were just… organized.”
you buried your face in your hands. “shoei. i call you baby. you call me princess.”
barou flushed red. “yeah, cause you are, what the hell—”
“we’re literally boyfriend and girlfriend.”
barou’s mouth opened. then closed. then opened again. “oh.” you glared at him and he looked away. “i thought we were just… close.”
“your idiot,” he muttered, looking like a scolded dog.
rin was sitting beside you on the couch, calmly scrolling on his phone when he said in a quiet, confused voice, “someone said we’re a couple.”
silence. his head turned to you slowly. “wait. we’re dating?”
you blinked at him. “rin. what do you think we’ve been doing?”
he furrowed his brows. “i thought you just liked being close.”
“you said i looked like a cat and then laid on top of me.”
“you sleep over. we kiss. you bit my neck last night.”
rin’s ears turned red. “that was just… i was in the moment.”
“you called me your girlfriend last week when you got mad at reo for calling me cute.”
“that was just instinctual,” he hissed.
“we went on a valentine’s date.”
“i thought we were just celebrating capitalism together???”
you threw a pillow at him. “you idiot. we’ve been dating for two months.”
rin sat back. “that explains why i want to punch every guy who looks at you.”
“you’ve been jealous this whole time thinking we weren’t dating?”
he looked away. “shut up.”
you snorted, tugging him into a kiss. “you’re so dumb.”
“i like you,” he mumbled into your mouth.
“yeah, i know,” you smiled and kissed him deeper. “i like you too.”
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