good bush✨

problematic shitposter * colonio-capitalist consumer slut * please tag hairless porn it is grodes mcgroderstein & no one (atleast not me ) wants to see that bullshit

[morebuildingsandfood]

[rockhardgeologist]

[sadboy1994]

all of this is so wrong thats why its funny

[bogworm-deactivated20130324]

[sadboy1994]

Lorde - Royals (2013)

🙅🏼👀 💎💎in the flesh ✂️ 👄💍💍 🖥📺 And 🚫💁🏚, In 🛤🏭🚬, 🙅🏼 📫🗃 🚫😡🚫 🎤🎧🎼 ⚜ 👄, 🕊🍸, 🚾🚻🌀 💉🍅, 🏀 👗, 👹🗑🎉 🏨, 🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, 🚗🏎 😴👼. But everybody's like 🍾, 🏎, 💎💎 ⏰⏲🕰. 🛩✈️🚀, 🌁🌈, 🐯🐯 on a gold leash. 🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, 🙄 🚫👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨🚫. 🙅🏼👸💁👑. 🚫🏃 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️, 👔🎩👛 🚫👫👬👭🚫. We crave 🔃🐝. Let me be your 📏📐👑, You can call me 👸💁🐝 And 👶📏, 📐, 👑, Let me 👯💃💓💭. 👫👬👭—🔒🔓🔏. We count our 💰🚠🚃🚝 🎉🎊🛍. And 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧who knows us 😤 that 👍🏼😎, 🚫💸👶💸🚫. 🎤🎧🎼 ⚜ 👄, 🕊🍸, 🚾🚻🌀 💉🍅, 🏀 👗, 👹🗑🎉 🏨, 🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, 🚗🏎 😴👼. But everybody's like 🍾, 🏎, 💎💎 ⏰⏲🕰. 🛩✈️🚀, 🌁🌈, 🐯🐯 on a gold leash. 🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, 🙄 🚫👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨🚫. 🙅🏼👸💁👑. 🚫🏃 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️, 👔🎩👛 🚫👫👬👭🚫. We crave 🔃🐝. Let me be your 📏📐👑, You can call me 👸💁🐝 And 👶 📏, 📐, 👑, Let me 👯💃💓💭. 👫👬👭—🔒🔓🔏. 😮 😮 😮 😎🤑😍, 😘😤👸. 😮 😮 😮 👍🙄🚫💭 🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, 🙄 🚫👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨🚫. 🙅🏼👸💁👑. 🚫🏃 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️, 👔🎩👛 🚫👫👬👭🚫. We crave 🔃🐝. Let me be your 📏📐👑, You can call me 👸💁🐝 And 👶 📏, 📐, 👑, Let me 👯💃💓💭.

[sadboy1994]

Lorde - Royals (2013)

I've never 🙅🏼 seen a diamond in the flesh 💎💎 I cut ✂️ my teeth 👄 on wedding rings 💍💍 in the movies 🖥📺 And I'm not proud 🚫💁 of my address 🏚, In a torn-up town 🛤🏭🚬, no 🙅🏼post code 📫🗃 envy 🚫😡🚫 But every song's like 🎤🎧🎼 gold ⚜ teeth 👄, grey goose 🕊🍸, trippin' in the bathroom 🚾🚻🌀 Blood stains 💉🍅, ball 🏀 gowns👗, trashin’ 👹🗑🎉 the hotel room🏨, We don't care🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, we're driving Cadillacs🚗🏎 in our dreams😴👼. But everybody's like Cristal🍾, Maybach🏎, diamonds💎💎 on your timepiece⏰⏲🕰. Jet planes🛩✈️🚀, islands🌁🌈, tigers on a gold leash🐯🐯. We don't care🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, we aren't caught up 🙄 in your love affair 🚫👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨🚫. And we'll never 🙅🏼 be royals👸💁👑. It don't run 🚫🏃 in our blood 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️, That kind of luxe 👔🎩👛 just ain't for us 🚫👫👬👭🚫. We crave a different 🔃 kind of buzz 🐝. Let me be your ruler 📏📐👑, You can call me queen Bee 👸💁🐝 And baby 👶 I'll rule 📏, I'll rule 📐, I'll rule👑, Let me live 👯 that fantasy 💃💓💭. My friends 👫👬👭and I— we've cracked the code 🔒🔓🔏. We count our dollars 💰on the train 🚠🚃🚝 to the party 🎉🎊🛍. And everyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧who knows us knows 😤 that we're fine 👍🏼😎 with this, We didn't come from money 🚫💸👶💸🚫. But every song's like 🎤🎧🎼 gold ⚜ teeth 👄, grey goose 🕊🍸, trippin' in the bathroom 🚾🚻🌀 Blood stains 💉🍅, ball 🏀 gowns👗, trashin’ 👹🗑🎉 the hotel room🏨, We don't care🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, we're driving Cadillacs🚗🏎 in our dreams😴👼. But everybody's like Cristal🍾, Maybach🏎, diamonds💎💎 on your timepiece⏰⏲🕰. Jet planes🛩✈️🚀, islands🌁🌈, tigers on a gold leash🐯🐯. We don't care🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, we aren't caught up 😷 in your love affair 🚫👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨🚫. And we'll never 🙅🏼 be royals👸💁👑. It don't run 🚫🏃 in our blood 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️, That kind of luxe 👔🎩👛 just ain't for us 🚫👫👬👭🚫. We crave a different 🔃 kind of buzz 🐝. Let me be your ruler 📏📐👑, You can call me queen Bee 👸💁🐝 And baby 👶 I'll rule 📏, I'll rule 📐, I'll rule👑, Let me live 👯 that fantasy 💃💓💭. Ooh ooh oh 😮 We're bigger than we ever dreamed 😎🤑😍, And I'm in love 😘with being queen 😤👸. Ooh ooh oh 👀😮 Life is great without a care 🙄🚫💭 We don't care🙅🏼💭🙅🏼, we aren't caught up 🙄 in your love affair 🚫👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨🚫. And we'll never 🙅🏼 be royals👸💁👑. It don't run 🚫🏃 in our blood 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️, That kind of luxe 👔🎩👛 just ain't for us 🚫👫👬👭🚫. We crave a different 🔃 kind of buzz 🐝. Let me be your ruler 📏📐👑, You can call me queen Bee 👸💁🐝 And baby 👶 I'll rule 📏, I'll rule 📐, I'll rule👑, Let me live 👯 that fantasy 💃💓💭.

[sadboy1994]

i just need a boy who’s willing to bother spending time with me AAAAAHH

[scampthecorgi]

[gerward-deactivated20151230]

[420moshdad]

[nevver]

[shadsmeister]

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[mrluckybag]

I feel so uncomfortable

[7812nf]

haha yeah i have a ton of weird kinks

[trynsave]

[sadboy1994]

DEAD

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[theavc]

Today in Smash Mouth: Now there are even more ways to mess with “All Star”

Inverse the order of the lyrics of Smash Mouth’s “All Star” and you’ve still got an ageless hit on your hands.

More at avclub.com

[bedbathandbegone-deactivated201]

This is a fucking disaster and made me laugh out loud three separate times

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[actualdogvines]

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

is she about to get shot in the head jfc