two cats stacked on top of a pitbull

kat - 30 - F

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[byjove]

as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

[zlatrevived]

at afo after many years

[moxleyrollins]

#completely heterosexual things to say MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 03.11.24

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[rederiswrites]

using my adhd superpowers by deleting ugly asks, blocking shitty reblogs, and then legitimately completely forgetting not only the subject matter but the actual incident itself. good luck pissing me off suckers; I can't even remember if I had breakfast, much less you

[depsidase]

[venacaava]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[galaxywarp]

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

[si-lee-me]

[zozzythecloudsurfer-deactivated]

It's hilarious how this trope is more common now. It's a very subtle form of villain redemption, and I can appreciate a villain becoming a hero.

[oneheadtoanother]

[l0stvegas]

Amazing BlueSky comment I saw in a thread of some artist talking about their ADHD (If I remember correctly? I forget). This person’s heart is going to explode like a grape in the microwave I think

[assignedmale]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

[animentality]