Band, horns up!

i play one squeaky treble woodwind and one bwampbwom bass brass

[trumpet-jesus]

Its halloween, which means it is time to convince a tubist to blow a pumpkin out of their instrument

[trumpet-jesus]

@tuba-jesus im coming for u

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

im gonna blow a pumpkin

[clockworkfall]

hey you guys should send me some asks

[the-flute-jesus]

[flutejesus]

what vital characteristic to learn from each instrument

flute: drive

clarinet: finesse

trumpet: pride

saxophone: teamwork

trombone: humor

tuba: patience

percussion: flexibility

[fromanotherroom]

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Clair De Lune playing from another room Claude Debussy

[sadclarinetnoises]

soo one time, we were rehearsing for a competition, and our field was pretty muddy since it rained. we are all at stand by and all of a sudden one of our trombones just starts flipping out. he got stung by a fucking bee. literally less than 10 minutes later he runs by me in a rep and he slips and drop kicks me, which sends me and my clarinet skidding halfway across the field so yea

oh nooo we had a practice like that last year but it was right before states so we were all freaked out and stuff it sucked

[sadclarinetnoises]

the one who jumped out of a window, this guy is freaking immortal i swear. he does MMA and is in the navy now. he's been like shot and had things blown up but he keeps going I guess.

good for him i guess hes magical or something lmao

[sadclarinetnoises]

Have you ever noticed that the straightest clarinet guys act the gayest?

you right you right

[janedoescello]

[sadclarinetnoises]

this one time our section leader jumped out of a third story building window and made a guy in his dorm piss himself. same section leader that showed up to the mellophone star.

how did he survive oml

[sadclarinetnoises]

Earlier this year one of the tenor sax freshman wasn't paying attention during sectionals and our instructor was just like "(name) seems to be that kid that just goes home and eats way too many bagel bites. Like, the serving size is 7 and he eats 19." so from that day forward he became known as bagel bites.

we have nicknames like that in our band its pretty funny

[sadclarinetnoises]

This one time at band camp we talked about summoning our old section leader with the blood of a virgin so we made a star out of the Mellophones and that evening he showed up to dinner at the end of camp

oh lordy

[sadclarinetnoises]

For the skit at the end of band camp I went and told the band that our horns were missing people because they died on the trails.

yall have skits thats so lit we dont do anything lmao

[sadclarinetnoises]

The third day of band camp, our freshmen quint player got caught giving some dude a blow job in the foot ball locker room. Her mom let her stay on drum line though. Girl doesn't know her way around the school but she knows her way around the dick.

"BUT SHE KNOWS HE WAY AROUND THE DICK" HAHAH i know a few people like that in my band lmao

[sadclarinetnoises]

While walking to the stadium from dinner we passed by the football field while one of our bass clarinets was doing a cheer where he yelled "BIG BLACK CLARINET" we're so getting beat up the first day of school

lmao whoops

[sadclarinetnoises]

send me some band camp stories or confessions!

im pretty bored and i love hearing these sort of things

[lgbt-aesthetics]

Pansexual + Marching Band Aesthetic ~Requested By Anonymous~