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HEATED RIVALRY -> 1x06 | The Cottage
I'll be OK in a second. Hey, hey, hey, hey. We're good here. Your family is here.
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people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.
Heated Rivalry || 1.06 - The Cottage
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Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of people say that Shane and Ilya were stupid for not just randomly clarifying one day that the rivalry was never real and they’ve been friends all along. I think people are forgetting or maybe not realizing how much autonomy they’ve lost playing for the NHL
The trade off of getting to play for the NHL is giving up their bodies, names, and likenesses. Their whole identities are used as a marketing tool and that’s part of their job. People are making a lot of money off of their rivalry. The NHL is getting more ticket and jersey sales from it. Fans are placing bets on their games. It really is that serious and people really are that invested.
That’s why the Irina Foundation plan is so smart. The rivalry is a narrative people are buying into, so Shane’s suggesting a new narrative. It gives the league a new marketing angle and it generates enough positive PR that people are kinda backed into a corner of letting the rivalry go. No one wants to be the guy saying a sports rivalry is more important than charity, kids, and mental health.
So no, Shane and Ilya are not stupid for feeling trapped by the stakes of this rivalry. They are trapped. They’re trapped in that tricky dissonance between the Hollander and Rozanov the media, league, and fans expect them to be and the Shane and Ilya they really are.
When Shane wakes Ilya up in the middle of the night with his plan, he’s saying: who we really are matters. What we have matters. I’m tired of giving up happiness to contort myself into the shape of who Shane Hollander is supposed to be. The real me wants you and chooses you and this is how we can make it happen.
It’s not just an I love you. It’s a “here’s how I can love you”. It’s a “I’ve given everything to the league and now I want this for myself and this is how we can have it. This is how we can finally become an ‘us’.” That to me is a lot more meaningful than any casual declaration of friendship would be.
If it was easy for them to be in contact, Rookie Ilya could’ve just emailed someone at the league and asked them for Shane’s email address. Then emailed Shane and gotten his phone number that way.
Ilya is ESL but he’s definitely not stupid. If getting Shane’s contact information through the league or through their respective teams was possible, that would’ve been much less risky than giving Shane his room number at All Stars while Shane is sitting next to Scott Hunter. Whom Ilya has no reason to believe isn’t both straight and homophobic.
I have to assume that teenage Ilya did try to get contact information for Shane via a less risky route. And he was probably told to fuck off. There’s no good reason for you to email the other rookie that the league and your teams have decided is your sworn enemy. Bad for the rivalry marketing if it turns out the rivals have each other’s email addresses and maybe phone numbers. And are amiably sending each other memes.
And teenage Ilya couldn’t keep pushing for Shane’s email address when a bunch of adults were telling him he didn’t need it. Risky that they’d think it was weird of him to keep wanting to talk to Shane. Start looking into Ilya (who is hiding in plain sight, and absolutely can’t afford to get sent back to Russia in disgrace).
They were both barely 18 when they got drafted, and 19 when they started playing for the league. They had a lot of talent and potential, but very little actual power at that point in their fledgling careers. Especially compared to the suits. Those men held teenage Shane and Ilya’s careers in the palms of their hands. And the suits had invested a lot of money in the rivalry narrative.
When they were 29 year old established superstars, Roger Crowell, Montreal’s coach, and the league still tried to push them around. Even though they had a good support system. Their agent knew about their relationship, Shane’s parents knew, Ilya was separated from his abusive family in Russia and already had Canadian permanent residency.
As 19 year old rookies, it would have been much easier for Crowell to push them around. Their agents and Shane’s parents didn’t know about them, Ilya’s agent would’ve been a Russian handpicked by Grigori, he would’ve been on a work visa, they didn’t have the financial cushion of ten years in the league, etc, etc.
Crowell walked into that meeting with 29 year old Shane and Ilya full of confidence that he could bully them into going along with a lie. His confidence was misplaced. But if that meeting had been with 19 year old Shane and Ilya, he would have had a whole lot more leverage.
Also, some great tags starting with @humsaphar
Then we have @strangers-fiction
And then @gayfertilitygoddess
After that is @assortedpuzzlepieces
Next up @winterequinoxx although I disagree that Alexei knows Ilya is queer. If he did know, he would’ve used that information to blackmail Ilya until the end of time. In the restaurant after their dad’s funeral Alexei is panicking. He knows full well there’s a good chance his rich little brother will cut off funds now. Without Ilya’s money Alexei can’t pay his coke dealer. He doesn’t seem to be high enough up in the police to be worth big bribes. If Alexei knew, he would’ve used it then, to keep the money tap turned on.
Then @honeyedheartss
And then two more sets of peer review by @fanshipper1412 and @allalrightagain
And then @jesuisnilunnilautre
After them @jewishhollanov and @sunshinereani
And finally @jakeranda
@raincitygirl76 literally took a post I was already so excited about & then went through the tags & made a carefully curated list of people with excellent opinions???!
I’m so in love with it. It’s like the perfect little follow list just for me. This might actually be my favorite thing anyone has tagged me on since I joined Tumblr
You’re most welcome! And peer reviewing your new tags as well, @assortedpuzzlepieces
Also, Shane and Ilya were both very young when they first met. Not even old enough to open a bank account without parental permission. They were doing the best they could with the information and life experience they had at the time. Which wasn’t much.
If they’d both known at 17 how things would work out, they’d probably have made different choices back then. But neither of them was psychic. Also, I think I’ve said this before, but not in this reblog chain. Shane and Ilya are millionaires. The team owners and the owners of the sports TV networks are billionaires.
The billionaires would not be happy if teenage millionaires were endangering their revenue stream because of friendship. Athletes are essentially very well-compensated itinerant labour. Who risk CTE to make their millions and whose careers will end as soon as their bodies break down.
Yuna Hollander isn’t pimping her son out to brands because she’s evil. It’s because her son plays a contact sport with a high likelihood of catastrophic injury. Shane’s career could end in one night, with one unlucky hit. So she’s raking in as much endorsement money as she can for him while he’s still young and healthy. So if his career does suddenly end, he will be well provided for in his retirement.
ilyashane cuddling. shane wearing one of ilya's thick hoodies with the hood pulled up over his hair, lying on ilya's U shaped sofa with ilya snuggled into his front, his face hidden in the fabric of his own hoodie, strong arms holding shane around his middle while shane's hold him around the shoulders. their legs criss-crossing, ilya rubbing his bare feet over shane's socked ones, self-soothing with the familiar texture of them. or them in shane's montreal bed, decorative pillows thrown to the floor (ilya's doing), shane tucked into ilya's front, ilya's exhales ruffling the short, soft hairs at the nape of shane's neck. shane is gently playing with ilya's fingers, looking at the way they bend and move without resistance to his directions. ilya's eyes are closed as he just enjoys the feeling of whatever shane is doing, and how close he is to ilya, and the calm quiet of his room.
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heated rivalry au where everything is the same except instead of releasing a statement after being outed ilya just tweets a screenshot of half the worldwide trending page being about him and shane and a closeup of them making out in the fanmail video with the caption "maybe no one even noticed...?"
i have come to the conclusion that wyatt hayes is who hayden pike thinks he is
to elaborate: wyatt is a nice guy and a seemingly very good and reliable friend to ilya, guys on the cens, and even guys on other teams. his allyship is not couched in weird homophobic bullshit and his allyship is also not situational or conditional (see role model, tough guy, and tlg). and of course wyatt is good at hockey and seems dedicated to changing hockey culture in a way hayden is visibly incapable of doing.
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Love when Ilya licks into Shane's mouth like this
It just soooo mmm
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Essie I'm in shock. He actually got the egg first for the first time in years (ignoring that he was immediately killed for it. still got the achievement)
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and considering last season he didn't make it to the end fight! getting the achievement is incredible, the plan worked and he should be proud of that