nonaggression

30s

[lustcannibalism]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[ashstfu]

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[plague-md]

Do you think the knight who gave me a quick smirk before closing his visor likes me?

[homunculus-argument]

a vampire, wrapped tightly with indestructible enchanted threads: No weapon forged against me shall prosper. a blacksmith using the vampire as an anvil while making a sword: Shut the fuck up.

[wizardarchetypes]

just saw a rly bad post get the thomas shelby meme stat

[wizardarchetypes]

i will NOT be reblogging it or making my own post addressing the issue!!!!!

[pseudomantis]

[sbnkalny]

WEARING nothin but a bug earlier it was upsetting

[quextionmarks]

i love scrolling past x reader fics

[quextionmarks]

he is NOT doing that to me

[luna-azzurra]

A non-writer asked me "but where do you get your ideas" and i genuinely did not know how to explain that it's not a place. it's not a website. it's not a folder. it's that i was on the bus and a woman was holding a paper bag very carefully and something about the way she held it made me need to know what was inside and then i needed to know why she was sad about it and then there was a whole person and then there was a whole story and the bus had already stopped and i missed my stop. that's where.

[cameoappearance]

Strange women on buses distributing ideas is no basis for a system of artistic motivation

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[ethanmaldridge]

The people have requested a print, so it's up now in my shop!