bummer friend

[koolkor1]

When someone religious approaches my gay ass.

[thebootydiaries]

scott pilgrim, on a date: why would i get fat?

ramona flowers, his date: bread makes you fat.

scott pilgrim, emptying the breadsticks from his purse: breAD MAKES YOU FAT?

[chiltonisaquack]

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

ok

[tumblr-er]

thank

[melanin-obama]

CHINESE HOROSCOPE THAT SO TRUTHFUL ITS SCARY OMG

don’t look ahead and be truthful, or else it won’t work!!!!  ~~On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.  ~~Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any two numbers you want.  ~~ Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite gender. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.  ~~Write anyone’s name (like friends or family…) next to 4, 5, & 6.  Remember, DON’T CHEAT OR YOU’LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID! XP  ~~Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11.  ~~Finally, MAKE A WISH!  READY?!  ~  ~~  ~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~~  ~~~~~~  wheeeee!  ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  The Key!  - The number of people that like you is found in number 2.  - The person in number 3 is the one you love.  - The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in number 7  - You care most about the person you put in number 4.  - The person you named in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.  - The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.  - The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.  - The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.  - The 10th number is the song that tells you most about your mind.  - 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.  - Number 1 is your lucky number.  ~  Repost this within an hour of reading this, and if you do, your wish will come true. Repost this with CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

[crystal-fish-eye]

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

[aquaribands]

reblogging for future use <3

[cute-astrology]

DUDE THIS FREAKED ME OUT ITS ACCURATE AF OMG ;-;

[celestialbitchxx]

OMG THIS IS WICKED

[alexisfeels]

I just did this and only 1 thing was wrong and I’m a little freaked out

[nightowlhowell]

ITS ALMOST COMPLETELY ACCURATE HOLY SHIT

[lagonegirl]

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

[cosmic-noir]

Oh my gooooosh this is so cute!!!

[that-fuckin-guy-deactivated2023]

[calendar-puppee-deactivated2018]

this unsettles me in ways I cannot understand

[bronzyglow]

sharing music as a form of intimacy

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

They not bad at texting they just bad at texting you.

[jehovahhthickness]

[makethelastonecount]

I wonder if anyone has ever written about me

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[sadderdadd]

Warsan Shire Quotes for the Signs

Aries: "You tried to change, didn’t you?

Closed your mouth more,

tried to be softer, prettier,

less volatile, less awake."

Taurus: "You can’t make homes out of human beings

someone should have already told you that."

Gemini: "You are terrifying

and strange and beautiful

something not everyone knows how to love."

Cancer: "To love and lose and still be kind."

Leo: "Come with all your shame, come with your swollen heart, I’ve never seen anything more beautiful than you."

Virgo: "I need someone who knows how to stay."

Libra: "Two people who were once very close can without blame or grand betrayal become strangers. Perhaps this is the saddest thing in the world."

Scorpio: "You think I’ll be the dark sky so you can be the star? I’ll swallow you whole."

Sagittarius: "You are a horse running alone

and he tries to tame you."

Capricorn: "I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself."

Aquarius: "I’m sorry you were not truly loved and that it made you cruel."

Pisces: "But sometimes your light attracts moths and your warmth attracts parasites. Protect your space and energy."

[halalcocaine]

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

[homet0wn]

Are you in love?

No I’m in bed

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[latenights]

When flirting turns into feelings > >

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[nvmdanyway]

I hope health finds u in 2018

[rosedespleurs-deactivated202009]

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

[traumamamas]

I hope success finds you in 2018

[sleepingpeelz]

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

[greenneerg123-deactivated201804]

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

[doesnt-evenmatter-deactivated20]

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

[fandomsrourlives]

I hope good grades find you in 2018

[everi-moved]

I hope validation finds you in 2018

[trailinginfinity]

I hope self-acceptance finds you in 2018

[bunntsu]

I hope healthy friendships/relationships find you in 2018

[remi-reciprocal-blog]

I hope better mental health finds you in 2018

[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

I hope confidence finds you in 2018

[brownii-milkshake]

I hope good vibes find you in 2018