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YOU ARE ADORABLE! what's the best way to tickle a silly giggle out of you? Naughty or not.
I love a good dad joke 💁🏻
Please reblog this and get the word out….Im heavy on harm reduction so need to share this. I recenty got some green XANAX bars off the darknet. They came from a vendor in Tampa, Florida, U.S.A. Thought they felt a litte weird, too euphoric for Xanax and No bitter taste. I sent one off for testing to Energy Control in Spain. They came back as ETIZOLAM/FENTANYL. Etizolam is a thienotriazolodiazepine rather than a BENZOdiazaepine with effects similar to XANAX and fentany is, well, fentanyl. Strong shit. Not for the faint of heart or opiate intoerant. In short I couldnt hustle these and fuck somebody up. So of course I had to eat them myself. I myself have a high opiate tolerance and can resist redosing. Some cant. Most of you are fucking kids, some of you are old skool with famiies. Irregardess, be safe. When you get any pills off the street be aware that a LOT are being pressed up with fentanyl, etizolam, phenazepam, etc. There have been reports of quualudes circuating that have a heavy dose of diazepam rather than methoqualone. Oxy’s with fentanyl rather than oxycodone. ETC. I understand that its not a viable option for most of you to send your shit off to ectasydata or energy control for testing but instead do this: Eat HALF of one and see what happens. EAT, NOT SNORT OR BANG. wait 4 hours (some such as phenazepam or flubromazolam can take up to 4 hours to kick in) and if the body high isnt that intense eat a whole one, wait for effects 4 hours again. If your getting XANAX, chew that hoe up. Not bitter? Not XANAX. Be safe and spread the word. Doctor Pancho is here to answer your questions about drugs, research chemicas, harm reduction and better living through chemistry. In my 40 years i’ve done em all, lived on the edge, been taken prisoner in the war on drugs but im still alive and kicking. DONT become a dead soldier in this war. We might win it yet, but only if we have troops to carry on the fight. Peace
To all my followers that don’t have scripts be safe out there. Its crazy nowadays with all these rc (research chemicals) and poeple pressing bullshit
Please be safe guys. There’s dangerous shit out there. ♥️
Me: *almost dies* Also me: *goes to buy more drugs*
I think about dp’ing you 🙎🏻♂️🙍🏻♀️🙎🏻♂️
I think about being DPd a lot
I can't fucking do this anymore there are no good days I just want to fucking hurt myself and die
every day is so fucking hard
I want to fucking die
do I sniff my kpins now or wait until the morning ??????????
I just blew a bag now I feel like I'm dying
I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence
Its called cocaine
““By stripping, you’ve taken the easy way out!” Oh, really? Okay. In that case, I challenge you to enter a room full of men and separate them from your rent. Tonight. Within eight hours. Remember—strippers don’t get paychecks, and every dime you make must be personally hustled. I challenge you to make this money while being only one among dozens of other attractive women hustling for the exact same dollars. I challenge you to have the same charming conversation eighty times over the course of eight hours with increasingly drunk and nasty customers. I challenge you to make yourself seem like eighty different men’s exact fantasy eighty different times in eight hours at $10 a pop. I challenge you to work in a field where your very body is the product you sell, and yet still keep a loving self-image (among other things, I was recently told that my breasts are not “real breasts” because they are “small and ugly”). I challenge you to listen to such misogynistic venom throughout the night that you find yourself clutching your steering wheel on the four a.m. drive home sputtering ” fuck you, fuck you” to the silent darkness of the night. I challenge you to understand that, even though you’re socking away money so your family can have a better future—when the world finds out what you do, you are to them only a “bad mother,” a “bad wife.” I challenge you to be a “dumb slut” in the eyes of the world when your heart is beating with brilliance and art. “Taking the easy way out,” huh? Okay. I challenge you to be a stripper.”
— -Lux ATL (via ellestanger)
Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:
“My dick, like a mythical tale,
Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Carnists: So you’re a vegan?
Me: Hoe don’t do it.
Carnists: Where do you get your protein?????
Me: Oh my god.
why are people who control the rides at carnivals asking you where you get your protein from
someone buy my nudes so I can pay for my rent pls n thanks
I'm like a couple $100 short on rent fml someone help