All I Know How To Do Is Reblog

Let’s be real it’s a clusterfuck of a blog. Enjoy

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[briefnightmarefire]

[iraffiruse]

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[frog-whisperer]

[thetrashchronicles]

[absolutecheezit]

[nicollekidman]

the peak of network comedies

[erene-e]

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[kedreeva]

A coworker today showed me a listing for a house he wanted to have a look at, and I noticed that the address was near mine so I offered to swing by (since he lives like an hour and a half away from me) and have a look at it, and see if it was worth anything, and I got there, and I messaged him and I said

there’s a tree growing through it on purpose

he said what? like growing inside of it?

I said there’s a tree

growing through it

on purpose

Anyway he’s going to go look at it I guess

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

[biokitty]

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

[everythingfox]

Give him the ice or things won’t go nice

(via)

[craftymoonduck]

[dudeinthestacks]

I feel seen.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

[kirkwallgremlin]

Me: picks up literally everything possible in a game

The game: your inventory is full

Me: :O

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[studentlifeproblems]

[justcatposts]

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

[woodfin-deactivated20211110]

I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter

I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Your cat isn’t a kidnapper she’s an ADOPTIVE MOTHER don’t be rude

[lynati]

…..Cats are Mandalorians.

[galemalio]

My most fave comment so far.

[benedictsvestcollection]

This is the way.

[rvlvrocelthot-deactivated202009]

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

[dennysparkinlot]

how dare you keep this gem in the tags?