river and his daddy issues against the world

she/her | 24 | infj

[faustique]

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved

[gheycowboyespressokell]

I absolutely love the difference in the way that Jackson Lamb and River Cartwright go about being spies.

Lamb takes in a piece of information, forms a hypothesis, then pretends he doesn’t know or understand that information in order to learn more from people refuting him. He uses his position as a chronically dislikable prick to pull information out of people who don’t want to deal with him, or want to put him in his place. He’s careful, so much smarter than he looks, and he only approaches a solution once he has all the pieces comfortably under control.

River hears one piece of entirely unverified information and sprints face-first into some drywall to try and save the day.

[maryoliveoil]

I love this show.

[rpfofficial]

river really hit a new low in this episode. top 1 pathetic river moments of all time. and well deserved

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[loveridden1999]

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

[bylerworld]

isn't this crazy

im gonna jump

[chamsburger]

coming back to byler from 2022 and i still can’t stop thinking about this post

[erikiara80]

Will Byers is not strong because he did, after all, shoot a monster. He's strong because, despite everything he's been through, and long before a creature from another dimension took him, he hasn't lost his kindness and softness, his love for his friends and family, and his beautiful imagination.

[happyduckfr0g]

my response to anyone who says will byers is weak

[mpregeminem]

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

[maybemoltenlava]

this picture is frying me

[sadiehasaheart]

The count of Monte Cristo (2024):

Edmond: I'm getting married!

Fernand: That's really nice, my friend! The girl will be the lucky wife of a captain! I'm so happy for you!

Edmond: With Mercédès!

Fernand: I actually hope you die

[zoologica42]

is this anything

(we need more Count of Monte Cristo stuff on this site so bad)

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

men don't sob and collapse into chairs like they used to in classic lit anymore. because of woke.

[kajaono]

The most intriguing thing about The Count of Monte Cristo is that - everytime a new character appears - you look for tiny hints that this is in fact not a new character but just Dantes with a wig

[gabe-dasha]

I love how in almost every adaptation of "The Count of Monte Cristo" the Abbe's last words are something like "Remember, do not let vengance consume you. Promise me you won't seek revenge. Justice is served by God" or smth like this, while in the book, the literal source material, he just goes "Find the treasure on the island of Monte Cristo. Get the money" and then dies.

This book is so unhinged, I can't even. It's pure chaos. Don't let anyone ever convince you that it's sophisticated classic literature. Dumas loved drama, schemes, adventures and dumb ironic humor.