[sadisticsimone]

I need a Jennifer's Body AU with Bonnibel Bubblegum and Marceline, I can feel my ovaries dying

[sadisticsimone]

Not me back on tumblr for the first time since 2016

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

[apocalyptic-bliss]

You deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you  and loses sleep to talk to you  and tells you how much they love and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day  because you deserve to be loved

[psychodynamiek]

I NEED TO BE KISSED REALLY FUCKING soft

[sulfur]

[twitterlols]

[goon]

[memewhore]

[accras]

Good times

[weavemama]

Y’ALL WHO IS THIS SJJSKDJSHFKJDSHFJS

[ben-ur99]

What and why the fuck??

[weavemama]

america is truly a shitshow I’m screaming

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOO

[assgod]

[finaldisciple]

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[theweirdwideweb]

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

but you were right

[dota2wiki]

View this post on Instagram

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[gendrdestroyr]

The first times been great, can’t wait for the second!

@lepetitpoete

[jklmarco]

[carcinogeneticst]

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

[master-debate-deactivated201712]

Fuck her hard but make sure you cuddle her after