Witches Only, Fools

Amy, she/her, trans, 20. Satanist, Socialist, Witch, Electrical Engineer. Fucking shit up is my passion. Keep it tight. Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup is my game addiction of choice. If you‘re a porn blog bot, i’m a minor / i’m 12 / any string of words to get you to fuck off lmaoo

[3frogs]

welcome to the spinning frog post

[3frogs]

spinning frog sunday

[pururin]

[queenophydea]

Not to be a lesbian but holy fuck

[bimbogollum]

Damn

[weaver-z]

Losing my mind thinking about being like a hiker and wandering into the forest while the warrior cats are having a big climactic battle. Imagine going on a little jaunt into the woods and stumbling across 40 cats fucking disemboweling each other 

[dogthenotdog-deactivated2025111]

Scrouge: *disembowls tigerclaw*

Some mum trying to walk her 3-year-old and baby in a stroller:

[maybuds]

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

[intercal]

"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang

[kernalphage]

"there's probably an objective answer for this but let's see if someone has a rant locked and loaded" group chat

[pukicho]

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

[prguitarman]

[oldpaintings]

Still-life with a cat and a mackerel on a table top by Giovanni Rivalta (Italian, 1756–1832)

[den-ko]

[dojense]

being trans is like one long retail shift. I won’t elaborate.

[dojense]

cis people are all customers by default

[dovewithscales]

You don’t have to elaborate. I completely understand.

[haxa-ns-deactivated20210415]

[demonboyhalo]

This boat clutch literally took my breath away, like holy shit his reaction time in half a second is insane

[tremblegay]

let’s make this bauhaus a bauhome

[shitpostempire]

[ijayt205]

[staggot]

im having an aneurysm 

[profeminist]

"Gender revealers" used 40X the amount of recommended explosive and could have destroyed a tank.

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Explosion that rattled several New Hampshire towns believed to be from gender reveal party

In related news, STOP DOING GENDER REVEAL PARTIES.

Let the kids reveal their gender TO YOU when they're ready, not the other way around.

[daftpostpunk]

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

[bones-and-bricks]

he used praypal

[relatablepicturesofdoofenshmirtz]

[ot3-old]

[therealoswaldtherabbit]

“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator. With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the entire planet! They will WORSHIP me as a hero, and I will take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!” “What? Kill half of all people? What kind of crazy person would do that?”

[thadeeliv]

“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was growing up, my parents only let me eat half of all my meals.”