[sadly-flavored]

knock knock

[fireproofs]

one direction in the 1800s be like baby thou light up mine orb like nay oth'r

[funny-thoughts]

With all of this self quarantining, pets must think they’ve finally convinced us not to leave every day.

[funny-thoughts]

heat, pressure and time can both make a diamand and a waffle.

[makeuphall]

[sadly-flavored]

who would like to be friends with someone who has very large and thick eyebrows

[kayeblegvad]

[fluffygif]

Our cat has always hated dogs, but for some reason will put up with our new puppy. Talk about patience.

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[deadlords-deactivated20161027]

[53calypso]

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

[fjiofjifo-deactivated20130712]

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

[baddadjokez]

Doctor: we had to remove your colon

Me why?

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

here’s a little controversy…

[sadly-flavored]

𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖏𝖚𝖓. 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎'𝖒 𝖆 𝖇𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖘𝖘.

that is probably the biggest lie i have ever told in my life. my name is dejun but i am a big baby :////////// with big eyebrows to match ://////// i don’t know what else to say...i was given a fact to put in my intro but.....i didn’t want to blow everyones mind like mine was. it’s better that you don’t know but it also might have saved your life. i’m sorry you can’t know the information that was given to me. anyway i might message you back if you message me at strwbrymilk.tea. depends on my mood. 

[mildly-inconvenienced-deactivat]

anonymously tell me something you've always wanted to tell me

you can leave a single clue as to who you are, but you don’t have to. also, I’m not allowed to reply. gogogogo 

[sadly-flavored]

i think i’ll actually intro later i need a nap that wore me out

[sadly-flavored]

okay i think i finished all the follows...who is gonna intro for me?