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[cricketcat9]

More old people enjoying themselves!!!  😱

Oh the horror. Everyone knows that after 30, all fun is excised from your life by the Adult Transmogrification, but these people somehow  escaped! Feel free to be inspired 😁

Also, to all young ageist little shits on Tumblr: fuck you 🖕

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

The dude w the skateboard is life goals

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thexfiles]

being a student right now is so fucking terrible is anyone coping

[thexfiles]

like what the fuck is a deadline when 1 million people have died

[sadlysadlysalad]

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[ordenna-deactivated20181024]

this book is worth more than a dozen restaurants that grow their own microgreens on the roof

[watchoutfordinosaurs]

ACCESSIBLE GARDENING FOR PEOPLE WITH PHYSICAL DISABILITIES

[recreationalwitchcraft]

So important!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cinemove]

[lolasteppereincarnate]

[punknursejoy]

@machamp your tags are perfect

[baturday]

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[niknak79]

[zeromorph]

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)

would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

[swingsetindecember]

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

[january-summers]

eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking

[swingsetindecember]

 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought 

[tanoraqui]

every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don’t you want to see if you can? don’t you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don’t you want to just go feral?

[thatmadscientistbitch]

Honestly when’s the next time you’ll get this kind of grant funding?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[lizzibennet]

did carrie underwood effectively utilize girl power when she dug her key into the side of her bf’s pretty little souped up four wheel drive, carved her name into its leather seats, took a louisville slugger to both headlights and slashed a hole in all four tires? discuss

[yelloh]

da vinky?

[oneheadtoanother]

[milkandkisses-moved-deactivated]

When I say I’m now “nothing but a shell” I mean I’m an Annie’s white cheddar Mac and cheese shell

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years: