Speedy Pizzo

Manu (XXVIII) she/her || TERFs, do notinteract 💖 || "A half-read book is, after all, a half-finished love affair" ||

[speedypizzo]

Altro video di cui avevamo bisogno me myself & I: Mattia Bottolo in stato di grazia che fa S E T T E (7!!!) servizi di fila P E R F E T T I a conclusione della finale

[athousandbyeol]

you know what? i used to believe that too. and then...? then one day, i realised, your God never helped me at all.

[namtan]

TICKET TO HEAVEN | EP 1

[omgthatdress]

ily, menswear guy

[moldavite]

imagine hating me and i'm just at my house wearing a big t shirt with a skull on it

[parole-parole-parole]

[hollowwaveremnant]

As was foretold. Assad Zaman as Armand is Verrocchio's David, as intended by God and Anne Rice

Inspiration credit to Rai on X

[sjweminem]

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[speedypizzo]

la mia voglia di iniziare un'altra settimana di lavoro veramente insistente e soprattutto di iniziare domani con 3 ore e mezza di individuali di fila non sapendo neanche cosa devo fare

[neshamama]

[minotauri]

This half man show… is it queer bait or should I watch it?

queerbaiting is the least of your worries

[minotauri]

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[fealtypledger]

merlin 2008 is a cautionary tale about accidentally becoming too important at work. which in extreme cases can end in doomed yaoi

[sayitaliano]

Literal translation of Jannik's speech after receiving the throphy at the Rome Open 2026, cause why not.

"it's a great honor to be on stage with Adriano and Mister President, Angelo... I'm always very touched when there's Mister Mattarella (it's funny he called the President "Signor Mattarella"), somehow I always end up putting myself in not nice positions (meaning he always finds ways to embarass himself, but lol) Adriano, after 50 years we have taken back home a very important tournament. I obviously cannot say I saw you win here cause I was too young, maybe my parents weren't even dating yet at that time but anyway we're so so happy to have again this throphy here And then... I just want to thank the ballboys/girls, all the people who do their best to help us feel at home, Paolo thanks a lot for everything. It's been an historical day. The double, it's the first time in history that Italians won here, it's incredible. Last year Jas has won both the single and the double with Sara, and we keep on trying to give our best here especially in front of you and... from day 1 it's been a great pleasure to be here, thanks a lot for the support, thanks for everything you gave me. It's been two really long weeks, with lot of tension. With lots of beautiful moments. So thank you a lot to everyone and see you next year. Thank you!"

[schumi-nadal]

My fav clown will end in some jail in Italy lmao

[buttholy]

every richard gadd interview these days is "I put on three thousand pounds of pure muscle so I could dwarf jamie bell to the point of extreme sexual dimorphism; I repeatedly told my trainers that I needed to discard my mortal flesh and transcend into The Thing that Fucks and Breeds and they were all very lovely and accomodating about it"