Neither Here Nor There

Cat || 24 || she/they/he (in the middle of an upgrade)

[anxietyproblem]

[notswush]

[sonypraystation]

how do I get a million dollars by Tuesday?

[sonic06apologist]

Post hole

[sonypraystation]

How do I get a million dollars by Wednesday

[heavensghost]

‘And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.’ - John Steinbeck, east of Eden

my art

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[allsadnshit]

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

[arrows-for-pens]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[marinella-ela]

[typhlonectes]

It’s Wet Weasel Wednesday!!!!

[miseria-fortes-viros]

man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

[miseria-fortes-viros]

comprehensive list of things that happened to me in my welding course with The Guys:

- was the only one to get an A the first grading period. had to stop them from putting me on their shoulders

- became the official classroom mascot on account of i was the only girl. this meant i was an integral stop on any and all workshop tours. was referred to as “Our Lady Helena” on these occasions

- almost set myself on fire once bc my prof stood behind me watching me try a skill he’d just demonstrated and he shouted very suddenly very loudly. restarted my heart and asked WTF WAS THAT FOR JOHN and he called me a “goddamn wonder”. i almost got third degree burned over a compliment

- mentioned offhand ONE TIME that swords were cool. also mentioned my birthday offhand ONE TIME. one of The Guys remembered both instances and also happened to find a sword in a dumpster so he gave it to me for my birthday

- came in fifth in an arm wrestling competition

- french braided my hair in class bc i didn’t have time to do it beforehand. ended up with an audience of like 5+ guys trying to figure out how tf i was doing it

- told The Guys my college friends call me barbie. Mistake. suddenly had all 12 of them calling me Barbarian

- had some down time and made a silly little sculpture with some scraps. The Guys were endlessly intrigued by this and demanded to see some of my art school stuff. had a small crowd around my phone cheering loudly every time i swiped to a new picture

- accidentally mentioned the cafe i worked at. Mistake. several days later all 12 of them came in to bother me

- offered someone a haircut. Mistake. had to retract the offer bc suddenly Everyone wanted a haircut and it would Not Be Fair if i only did one

[coughloop]

So tired I'm going to bed tonight

[relelvance]

Pregant* Giving birth*

[coughloop]

come on

[sacred-portal]

[datarep]

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

[daggers-drawn]

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[garlicdog]

[helloitsbees]

[funny-tik-toks]

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

i love this old man and his cat (ID in alt)

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[hopeagainsthope97]

D'Arcy Carden as Janet in THE GOOD PLACE 3.02 "The Brainy Bunch"