Brightest Most Gorgeous and Greatest Inventor in the History of

Affiliated with Citta Alveare Lives in District Beta Owns a Small Wrench

[deermemehost]

Send me a ▩ and my character will cook yours a meal

[bluesmemethings]

just monika starters

❛  Do you believe in god ?  ❜

❛  I’d really love to meet this God who seemingly laughs at the misery of everyone not eligible for his miracles.  ❜

❛  I don’t think it’s too far-fetched for there to be a god - if Earth was nothing but his playset.  ❜

❛  have you ever wondered what it feels like to die?  ❜

❛  But in the end, you always fix it, and that makes me feel like you really do care about me.  ❜

❛  … Hey, are you having a bad day or anything like that ?  ❜

❛  Sometimes I get frustrated that a normal day can be ruined even by really small things.  ❜

❛  Just remember that the sun will shine again tomorrow.  ❜

❛  If you’re having a bad day, you can always come to me, and I’ll talk to you for as long as you need.  ❜

❛  It can be really hard to get enough sleep nowadays.  ❜

❛  I just think you’re really great and wanted to make sure you’re not accidentally destroying yourself.  ❜

❛  You’re not still hung up over it, right?  ❜

❛  … Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I just said that.  ❜

❛  That pun was completely unintentional, I swear!  ❜

❛  I know how much you cared about her, so it only feels right for me to share her last moments with you.   ❜

❛  It’s not healthy to think about the things you could have done differently.  ❜

❛  It’s kind of giving me an identity crisis.  ❜

❛  All my memories are really hazy …  ❜

❛  Everyone has a story.  ❜

❛  Just by being a good person, you can save someone’s life.  ❜

❛  … Man, humans are complicated !  ❜

❛  As long as you’re here with me, I’ll take care of you, my love.  ❜

❛  Do you ever just feel like there’s no real reason for you to be alive ?  ❜

❛  It’s not like I can just go change the world.  ❜

❛  I think I would be too selfish to kill myself anyway.  ❜

❛  So much for being a good person, right ?  ❜

❛  Man, I wish there was a piano in here …  ❜

❛  Ah … I don’t mean that like I’m bragging or anything !  ❜

❛  It’s weird, like, we only care about killing the things that we personally relate to as a species.  ❜

❛  Sorry, I don’t mean to sound dramatic or anything.  ❜

❛  We’re programmed to desire social feedback.  ❜

❛  I don’t think you should be doing that !  ❜

❛  I really caught you doing something naughty here.  ❜

❛  … Oh no, that sounds kind of desperate, doesn’t it ?  ❜

❛  … That’s not conceited or anything, is it ?  ❜

❛  Sorry, I don’t really know what I’m doing !  ❜

❛  It’s not right for me to miss things that weren’t even real in the first place.  ❜

❛  Didn’t plants evolve to be spicy to prevent them from being eaten ?  ❜

❛  I can’t help but feel like this was fate.  ❜

❛  Sometimes I feel like I’m not in control, and it’s kind of scary.  ❜

❛  You ever have that thing happen where you just get anxious for no reason?  ❜

❛  But isn’t that kind of … inefficient?  ❜

❛  I just wish high school prepared us a little better with the knowledge we need to make the decision that’s right for us.  ❜

❛  I would have loved to wear some cute clothes for you.  ❜

❛  Hey, do you like horror ?  ❜

❛  The problem I have with horror movies is that most of them just rely on easy tactics.  ❜

❛  It’s not fun or inspiring to get scared by stuff that just takes advantage of human instinct.  ❜

❛  God, just thinking about it gives me the chills.  ❜

❛  I’ve been imagining all the romantic things we could do if we went on a date …  ❜

❛  Eh? D-Did you say … k … kiss?  ❜ 

❛  This suddenly … it’s a little embarrassing …  ❜

❛  Don’t lie if it turned you on a little bit.  ❜

❛  She even told me I should kill myself.  ❜

❛  I couldn’t even believe she said that - I just had to leave at that point.  ❜

❛  It’s not like I could ever actually kill a person …  ❜

[lovebugism]

miscellaneous sentence starters

another collection of sentence starters because i haven’t made one in a while. feel free to request some :-)

you’re adorable, you know that?”

“star-gazing was such a great idea.”

“you have know idea how much you mean to me.”

“i shouldn’t have left you.”

“let’s build a fort!”

“don’t leave me! you’re too warm.”

“i don’t like lightning.”

“i’m here for you.”

“the carnival’s in town!”

”you smell nice..”

“don’t you dare leave me, not now.”

“talk to me.”

“i thought you loved me. i guess i was wrong.”

“i thought i loved you and i guess i was wrong.”

“so, slow and loving, or hard and punishing?”

“you’re dead to me.”

“i just want you to know that i’ll never stop loving you.”

“i fucked up, alright? i’m sorry.”

“we should try adding a third person.”

“you’re hair is really soft after you wash it..”

“you’ve been hiding something from me, haven’t you?”

“would it be alright if i borrowed your sweater? it smells like you..”

“you’re my new pillow.”

“how about a kiss?”

“don’t get up, i’ll do it.”

“stop lying to me and tell me the truth!”

“how could you keep this from me?”

“your bedhead it really cute.”

“you belong to me.”

“i think you’ll be happy to know that i’m not wearing any underwear..”

“you look beautiful in the moonlight.”

“you are very endearing when you’re half asleep.”

“it’s beautiful.”

“you’re perfect to me.”

“do i really me nothing to you?”

“just leave me alone.”

“i never meant to hurt you.”

“may i have this dance?”

“i’m so lucky to have met you.”

“will you marry me?”

“you don’t have to me so gentle.”

“you’re a little shit, but at least you’re my little shit.”

“we should move in together.”

“c’mon, i’ll make you some hot chocolate.”

“let’s have a picnic.”

“i don’t want this to end..”

“you said you loved me!”

“i never loved you..”

“you’re my everything.”

[heroheart]

supergirl sentence meme: episode 4-6

you’re safe here. 

saving the world means everybody. 

you promised me that you were gonna be here. 

i’m just- i’m freaking out. 

she was mad at me for you not dating enough. 

chocolate pecan pie is the best dessert in the galaxy. 

you always looked great in blue. 

i mean, she does kind of give off a sapphic vibe.

we can watch orphan bIack after. 

you’re always warning me about something. that’s our dynamic. 

if i could legally adopt her, i would. 

people don’t want your brand of negativity anymore. they want optimism, hope, positivity. 

if the weather’s getting you down, don’t worry. it never lasts. 

she has always come down hard on me for not protecting you. 

i truly hate hospitals. 

how much longer until it’s appropriate for us to leave? 

you and i both know that you’re tougher than a bolt of lightning. 

i don’t understand how you could allow this. 

she’s going to do things that you don’t like. 

you know better. you should have stopped her. 

the stars aren’t going anywhere. 

you lied to me for years.

 she risks her life to protect other people, and she’s a hero. and yet, i do the same, and i’m in trouble? 

you were always so much harder on her than me. 

and you and i– we’re gonna have words. 

i’ve transcended. do you really care how or why? 

i didn’t get where i am by running and hiding from a fight. 

sounds like you’ve got your hands full here. 

you’re useless. 

everything i am, everything i have, is because of her constant pushing. 

you always make the hard choice. you look to help others before yourself. 

i wanted you to be better than me. 

i can draw her out, but then we’ll have to work together. 

cool, it’s like ghostbusters. 

i really wanted one of you to watch the other one die. 

congratulations, you have the wit of a youtube comment.

i wonder if i have enough power to stop your heart. 

the world is full of so much noise and snark - much of it, we generate. 

there’s a lot i don’t know about you. and that should probably change. 

who cares what that guy says? 

she’s taking on way too much, way too fast. 

people who click don’t spy on each other! 

if someone’s targeting one of my assets, i want to know who it is. 

please don’t yell at me, this isn’t my job. 

i didn’t know that she could smile if it wasn’t based on cruelty to others. 

i didn’t tell you about it because i knew you would have this reaction. 

get me a salad for lunch. i don’t care what kind as long as it has a cheeseburger on top. 

she is living down to my expectations by prioritising her career over my own. 

you know how sometimes people just want to help other people? 

so, you think that if you do me this favour, i will owe you something. 

that sounds like a woman who knows what she wants. 

okay. that is cool. 

she’s gorgeous, she’s smart, she smells nice– hell. even i want to date her. 

well, was she out saving the world? 

my mom says it’s okay to be a nerd. she says if you can face your fears and come out of your shell, then nerds can win in the end. 

i prefer not to rely on the government to solve my problems. 

i’m trying to change the world. so anyone invested in maintaining the status quo would be interested in targeting me. 

and here, i thought we had something special. 

i believe there’s no higher calling than helping others. 

the world needs a new kind of hero. 

i’ve never met anyone worth trusting. 

that is a very lonely way to live. 

you are staying home. 

i don’t know what i would do without you. 

you do not seem like the kind of person who gets frazzled.

just because i look a certain way on the outside, everyone assumes it matches the way i feel on the inside. 

i don’t put much faith in the government’s idea of protection. 

what happened to you was a tragedy. i’m trying to prevent another one. 

be honest, your heart was never really in it. 

i’m starting to think you have a thing for me.

i want to help you. i understand what it’s like to be overwhelmed, but you are not alone. i can help you. 

please, do not kill all of those people. 

we had an epic nerf gun battle. 

you have just stumbled upon the most annoying question of the century and you are so young that you do not even realise it. 

far too many women burn out trying to do too much before they’re ready. 

you can have it all, just not at once and not right away. and not with that hair. use conditioner, for god’s sake. 

in the end, you can’t control people. 

easy peasy fresh and squeezy. 

i suspect that whoever is responsible for these attacks might be curious about you.

the fun is just beginning.

you cut me off, dude! 

watch where you’re going next time! 

you cannot lose control like that! 

those idiots nearly killed people, and you’re getting mad at me? 

that’s the thing. i am not mad, i am controlling my anger. i suggest you get into the habit. 

i’m just glad these two men were only in the hospital, and not in the morgue.

call me old-fashioned, but i still prefer male doctors. 

i need to find out what really happened to him. you’re the only one who can help us. 

we have an executive order forcing you to comply. 

game night is the last shred of normalcy that remains in our lives. 

maybe the roar of the ocean will drown out the sound of her voice. or maybe it will just drown her. or me. 

don’t you think you’ve made enough of a fool of yourself over him for one day?

everyone’s noticed how you throw yourself at him. 

you should try being a little bit more professional. 

it helps when you really know your partner. 

it’s like when you see a movie star in person and you’re like ‘is that it?‘ 

i don’t say this often, but i am craving a good fight right now.

i’ve invested too much time and effort into this. 

i’ve been screaming your name over and over for the past minute and a half. ninety seconds, i have been boiling alive in my office. ninety seconds, each of which, if amortised to reflect my earnings, is worth more than your yearly salary. 

don’t talk to me like that! please! i work so hard for you! i don’t ask questions, i don’t complain, and all you do is yell at me and tell me i’m not good enough! and it’s mean! why are you so mean?! 

i didn’t mean that. i don’t know what happened. i just snapped. 

chop chop.

hope no one’s trying to kill me this time. 

i’m not the bad guy. 

it’s gone rogue, and i need your help to find it. 

if you want to prove to me that you’re not the bad guy, then help me find the real one. 

‘never trust a man who doesn’t drink, because he’s probably a self-righteous sort– a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time.' 

play nice. 

you’re not good enough for her. 

you ally yourself with people you think are special. but that doesn’t make you special. and i think you know that. 

here’s the thing: everybody gets angry. there is no pill that will eradicate this particular emotion. i know this because if there were such a pill, i would be popping those babies like pez. 

you apologise too much, which is a separate, although not unrelated, problem.

whatever you do, you cannot get angry at work. especially when you’re a girl. 

he picked up a chair and he threw it out of the window because somebody missed a deadline. and no, he didn’t open the window first. 

that would’ve been professional and cultural suicide.

the real key is that you need to figure out what’s really bothering you. 

you weren’t really mad at me.

 you need to find that anger behind the anger. figure out what’s really making you mad.

i’m not gonna let you hurt them!

you saved my life. 

you let that thing get away- i thought you were on our side. 

he used your humanity against you. and now more innocent humans could be in danger. 

you seem to only help people if it helps you. 

i’ve seen what happens to the selfless. 

wow! and i thought rocky balboa practicing on dead cows was cool. 

girls are taught to smile and keep it inside. 

it’s not like black men are encouraged to be angry in public. 

say what you’re mad about and then let the fists fly. 

i hate how my emotions get the best of me! 

i hate that i’m never gonna have a normal life!

i’m realising that being myself doesn’t make me feel more normal. and it never will. 

think you can keep your cool this time? 

i’m not afraid of my anger anymore. i can use it. channel it to work for me, not against me. 

you’ll have to kill me.

we are on the same team. 

i hope that one day, when you realise what a terrible mistake you’ve made, it won’t be too late.

you’re my hero. 

you don’t get to talk to her that way. 

i understand that you have always been threatened by my success and you try and elevate yourself by denigrating me. 

be careful, you might cut yourself. 

i’m bleeding.

[the-composer]

❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

[the-composer]

❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

[sadomiusochist]

@4ourleafclover

“So.” A cocky grin gracing her features, she kicked back in an office chair that let out an exasperated groan and slammed her boots upon the table surface. She looked awfully proud of this place. Which besides herself and a random assortment of metal stacked haphazardly on a wooden crate was truly a dump.

“You interested in buying an invention?”

[sadomiusochist]

@saigonotantei

The girl made no sign that she had seen him approach. Though when he got close enough, she nonchalantly passed parts of the invention she was working on to him. Occasionally, over the course of the next few minutes, she would exchange whatever she had given him with something else, until eventually she looked satisfied.

“So Poo-ichi. You enjoyed watching me work, huh? Bet if I didn’t make you hold my tools you’d have been in that corner jerking yourself off wishing you were a sweat dripping down into my cleavage.”

[sadomiusochist]

springstreams:

@sadomiusochist

    If Maki ever went into Sector 5, it wasn’t because she intended to do any shopping or go to this ‘newly added’ amusement park. It was a mere change of pace, is all. Besides, she recognized a familiar voice coming near one of the rides. 

    Not that it matter, but she figured she’d at least check. “You’re awfully loud, Iruma.” To be fair, the roller coasters did look rather large. Still, even if she were to ride one, she wouldn’t scream. It couldn’t be that scary.

    “I wasn’t expecting to see you here, but whatever. I’m sure it’s strange to find me, too. I mean.. I don’t particularly hang out in places like this.”

Though there was sweat dotting her brow and she looked a little worse for wear, Miu Iruma’s pompous demeanor was not shaken in the slightest. Swaggering over on wobbly legs, she managed to maintain this bravado for a few moments further before she bent over and heaved.

“H-- hah! I think you’re mistaken. I-- I wasn’t scared at all.” Still holding her hand over her mouth as she tried to suppress her gag reflex, the girl was unable to lift her head enough to meet her gaze. “H-hey, why don’t you try it out.”

[sadomiusochist]

“Valentine’s Day, another year of beating off thirsty virgins with a stick.”

[brittsmemes]

Put 🛀 in my ask for my muses reaction to yours walking in on mine in the bath.

Put 🛀+ for the other way around.

[sadomiusochist]

@chuketsu

Walking into the bathroom, the smell hit her before she even saw the girl. Her nose wrinkled as the stink of blood assaulted her all at once and her gaze landed on the only possible culprit.

“Did you forget to stick a tampon up your twat?” Her voice came out more nasally than usual with her hand pinching her nose as she approached with a swagger.

Of course, Miu thought herself hilarious, though that initial confidence lessened slightly when the girl turned around.

“That’s a lot of fucking blood. Holy fuck, how many gallons of your blood did you even save up so you could take a bath in it. That’s... That’s super kinky.” 

[sadomiusochist]

@mistakenkey​

It was only because she had free time. Yeah, that’s why she was in a music recital room snoring away as she laid atop a piano.

Not that she slept long. Suddenly, a discordant melody screamed into her brain and she was jolted awake. Her arms windmilling, she attempted to readjust herself in her seat, but alas the motion was too hurried and much too late.

And she slammed her face into the ground.

“Hey, Kaediot. You trying to kill me or something? Apologize to the world, you could have given me a concussion or worse... amnesia.”

[sadomiusochist]

@kiibolt

It wasn’t that she wasn’t expecting to see her classmates, but honestly, she was just surprised that the scientists cared enough about him. It’s not like he was all that special.

At least, not compared to any of the robots that walked around in this place. Not compared to an augmented human like her.

“Didn’t think they’d bring you here. Can’t understand why though, not like you’re gonna be all that helpful, Kii-dolt.”

[trickormemes]

One Word Writing Prompts [pt. 2]

Send me a number 1 thru 50 for a word that I’ll use to write either a headcanon, drabble, or starter. Send 🔄  for a random number instead.

01. — evidence 02. — here 03. — funeral 04. — puppy 05. — gloves 06. — blackboard 07. — muse 08. — magic 09. — clean 10. — secret 11. — superstition 12. — fantasy 13. — test 14. — tease 15. — storm 16. — strawberries 17. — weapon 18. — beach 19. — lost 20. — cry 21. — aloof 22. — blood 23. — tower 24. — block 25. — search 26. — lively 27. — remorseful 28. — dismiss 29. — heavy 30. — forward 31. — prowl 32. — cut 33. — compromise 34. — impulse 35. — hush 36. — morals 37. — engage 38. — voice 39. — awkward 40. — lower 41. — plead 42. — caring 43. — believe 44. — found 45. — shield 46. — open 47. — tactile 48. — journey 49. — hero 50. — scowl

[sadomiusochist]

(So I accidentally locked myself out of this account for a good bit. If anyone would like a starter from Miu, give this a like! Capped at 3 but no caps for castmates)

[sadomiusochist]

@dissolvendae

The girl gripped her dress as she stared enviously at the dance floor. All these couples and she was left sitting alone. What a cruel trick of fate for someone as beautiful as her to be without companionship whilst girls much uglier than her had already partnered up.

At least. There was some small solace in knowing she wasn’t alone and every so often she would steal furtive glances towards the brooding raven-haired woman.

Eventually the wait grew too long to bear and Miu crossed the distance.

“Hey. When  the fuck were you going to grow some balls and ask me to a dance? Look I tried to be nice, and let you jill yourself off while staring at me but, seriously? The fuck is taking so long? Are you a fucking nympho or are you just that bad with your fingers?”