[justyourloverboy-deactivated201]

Diego: My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay.

Diego: Now, I know how to suck dick & throw knives.

[not-a-bit-tamed]

Klaus: I really want to tell a joke, but I only remember the punchline

Dave: Go ahead

Klaus:“Tooth hurty”

Dave: “What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?”

Klaus: You complete me

[its-five-hargreeves-babey]

Five, when Klaus was dancing with Delores in the van:

[sadseance]

ahora si, no se quemó nada…

toDOS LOS PINCHES PLÁTANOS

[sadseance]

ahora si, no se quemó nada...

toDOS LOS PINCHES PLÁTANOS

[v1perc4ve]

If klaus could see Ben right after he died and not just when they were older, I wonder if klaus was just sitting at Ben’s funeral looking at Ben like

[gaysupersoldiers]

Due to personal reasons i will be arranging my death to bring my kids back together and kick start the apocalypse

[notdoingitformoney-deactivated2]

We truly don’t deserve Justin H. Min

[userkyle]

Klaus + his bell

[hideki16seiyuu]

Umbrella Academy writers: *Looking at Klaus* You know what this poor, PTSD-riddled, gay addict needs?

Me: Therapy? A happy ending?

Umbrella Academy writers: More PTSD. *Chucks Klaus into the 60's*

[incorrect-acadamy]

Five: I poisioned someone’s drink, but I forget which one.

Diego: yOU DID WHAT?!?

Klaus: the way this dinner has been going, I hope it’s mine.

Vanya: *chugs the rest of her drink*

[raccoon-wannabe]

Luther: let’s attack Vanya from all angles

Allison:

[gargoyles42]

[umbrellacademyz]

all i’m saying is that if i was vanya hargreeves and my brother who was stuck in his 13 year-old body was STILL taller than me? i would’ve tried to cause the apocolypse too

[parrishpharb]

klaus:

literally everyone else:

[theseaance]

vanya: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say

klaus: unrealistic, just settle for bondage like the rest of us

[yeaaaah-bitch]

Five: i just get a new notebook. What should i put on it?

Klaus: put spaghettis on it.

Five: I’m receiving suggestions from any other person

Ben: put spaghettis on it

Five: I’m receiving suggestions from anyone except you two.

Diego: put spaghettis on it.

Five: I’m not taking any suggestions anymore.