Diego: My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay.
Diego: Now, I know how to suck dick & throw knives.

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Diego: My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay.
Diego: Now, I know how to suck dick & throw knives.
Klaus: I really want to tell a joke, but I only remember the punchline
Dave: Go ahead
Klaus:“Tooth hurty”
Dave: “What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?”
Klaus: You complete me
Five, when Klaus was dancing with Delores in the van:
ahora si, no se quemó nada…
toDOS LOS PINCHES PLÁTANOS
ahora si, no se quemó nada...
toDOS LOS PINCHES PLÁTANOS
If klaus could see Ben right after he died and not just when they were older, I wonder if klaus was just sitting at Ben’s funeral looking at Ben like
Due to personal reasons i will be arranging my death to bring my kids back together and kick start the apocalypse
We truly don’t deserve Justin H. Min
Klaus + his bell
Umbrella Academy writers: *Looking at Klaus* You know what this poor, PTSD-riddled, gay addict needs?
Me: Therapy? A happy ending?
Umbrella Academy writers: More PTSD. *Chucks Klaus into the 60's*
Five: I poisioned someone’s drink, but I forget which one.
Diego: yOU DID WHAT?!?
Klaus: the way this dinner has been going, I hope it’s mine.
Vanya: *chugs the rest of her drink*
Luther: let’s attack Vanya from all angles
Allison:
all i’m saying is that if i was vanya hargreeves and my brother who was stuck in his 13 year-old body was STILL taller than me? i would’ve tried to cause the apocolypse too
klaus:
literally everyone else:
vanya: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say
klaus: unrealistic, just settle for bondage like the rest of us
Five: i just get a new notebook. What should i put on it?
Klaus: put spaghettis on it.
Five: I’m receiving suggestions from any other person
Ben: put spaghettis on it
Five: I’m receiving suggestions from anyone except you two.
Diego: put spaghettis on it.
Five: I’m not taking any suggestions anymore.