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Jules | 29 | NB, any pronouns | Michigan | Baldur's Gate 3 | Witcher | OFMD | Good Omens | Pacific Rim | Horror Podcasts |  AO3: otterintheflightdeck

[thirstkanaphan]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[prawnlegs]

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same hellion yes

[abalidoth]

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[occasionaltmblrforafreehero]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[nyanletnest]

hold it gentlestyle

[kosmogrl]

[scramratz]

Everytime I see one (1) post that makes me angry, I delete the entire app off my tablet. So far I’m down to Tumblr, The Weather App, and Pinterest

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[atelier-tamamoland]

[victusinveritas]

Please go learn how time works.

[thulium]

[berdymane]