Greetings

Uh oh, a human. Act normal. What's normal?

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[shiny-goodra808]

I think about this video all the time

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[weonsinnombre]

[something-has-survived-deactiva]

This is the greatest sword fight ever filmed, no debates or discussions

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He is so confused

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/MoebiusStrip.html

Two interlacing Moebius strips made of gears.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Oh shit wait god damn it

[assmart]

new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we'll both die.

[assmart]

there's no one else to pet her. i'm the only one here to take on this burden

[assmart]

[variegated-fairywren]

how the fuck did you take THAT photo

[assmart]

you people are making this harder than it needs to be smh

[auraquartzsystem]

Why is there a camera on your CEILING

[assmart]

it's a phone.

[epic2222]

And why do you have 3 phones?

[assmart]

i'm an aspiring problem.

[gallusrostromegalus]

You are an INSPIRING Problem.

[ravynfyre]

Comedy. Gold.

[jackironsides]

The person running that channel watching Parks & Rec: ‘This is not a comedy show, it is a documentary.’

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Puchimaru Kiwi

[vocaloidbuyblog]

Hatsune Miku 2022 Year of the Tiger FuwaFuwa Plushie by Sega

MSRP: 6,380 yen. Release Date: June 2022.

Available for pre-order at the lowest price via CDJapan! Purchases via CDJapan help financially support this blog.

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[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

Sure i’ll reblog that

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Oh I will ABSOLUTELY REBLOG THAT

[jaubaius]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gallusrostromegalus]

#goals?#goals

via @thebisexualmandalorian

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you were wondering what inspired me to put Sergei and Misha in the fic, it's this video specificlly.

[trashboat]

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

[celepom]

They put up a sign

[hockeylvr42]

WHAT

[captain-naft]

Ever Given fans reading this post like:

[harukami]

I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:

One of our parks has an abstract statue in it of someone reclining.

In Nov 2012, an artist made a sign as a joke, “Dude Chilling Park”, which looked exactly like our official Parks Board signs (except for the official park boards seal). 

The Vancouver Parks Board removed the sign but, after a whole lot of petitions, they put in an official one a year and a half later, also “Dude Chilling Park”, but now with the proper seal attached.

 Fast forward 7 years later. We have horrible floods. A barge washes up on Sunset Beach and gets grounded there. It has yet to be removed.

The Vancouver Parks Board, unprompted, adds a “Barge Chilling Beach” sign.

…Also, they announced this by tweet:

[vergak]

[camjamclassic]

walter and his hat from op on twitter:

[thatdisasterauthor]

moniquill found a castle and I HAD to share it with you. 450 Brickyard Rd Woodstock, CT on Zillow. Asks won't let me do a link but.

Oh I WANT it.

Now THAT is counter space.

Whatever is happening here delights me.

Would I die on these stairs? Yes! Would I enjoy it? Also yes.

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Link To The Listing

[funny-tik-toks]

[stormclouds-chainmail]

[Video description

A Tiktok by @bananna_k

The person behind the camera is talking to someone sat at a computer wearing a headset and using the mouse and keyboard. Camera person says, “Hey, I need you to roll this.”

They hand over a blue and white marbled D20.

Computer person: What?

Camera person: I need you to roll this.

Computer person: What for?

Camera person: Just roll

The computer person rolls the dice on the desk. It lands on a 9.

Computer person: 9

Camera person: She rolled a nat 20 for her initiative

Camera pans round to behind the computer screen showing a brown and white medium to large dog with a knife in her jaws.

The computer person pulls a sword apparently out of nowhere and yells, “Come at me.”

The dog barks twice, “Woof woof,” as she lunges at the computer person who screams loudly and reminiscent of the Wilhelm Scream. Arghhh.

End description]