DRINK THE ELIXIR.

about me

[nonstop-shocks]

A follow up to day 154

[aliveandfullofjoy]

[girldraki]

[tastylemonbread]

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides

[kosmogrl]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[souvenirs]

[moonlightfemme]

daily affirmations

whoever annoys me will die

I am perfect

I am capable of killing people with my mind

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[jame7t]

one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[cass-without-the-andra]

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[pjackk]

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange