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Me!!

(art by themuffinly)

safetycgreen

by @squeakitties

lesbiangiratina

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

adventuretfox

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

funkyness

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

bprinny

Cainceled

kraetys

This post gets worse every reblog

this-account-is-a-mistake

yet im not Abel to scroll past

schmuckered

This post hit me like a rock to the head

nikkoliferous

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

oddarette

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”

Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖

anh3-donia

insane goodwill pickup

peri

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

daisukoth

Susie use little tail and switshed away leaves on a stump before sitting down...

rasamune

This appears to be a reference to a piece of fanart from 2018 by 苔玉 (Kokedama) on pixiv, titled "しっぽ使いスージィちゃん" ("Tail-user Susie-chan")

Ｔシャツの発表によってしっぽ無いことがわかっちゃったけどこれはただの二次創作だからなんの問題もないね2021.9.21追記chapter2ありがとう…………………

biggwomen

Source

slaanxsh

Imagining the delicious angst of Slaanesh feeling what mortals feel when lovers die of old age.

"𝐴 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟, 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑒𝑡, 𝑜ℎ 𝑠𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑."

demilypyro

The thing about death of the author is I don't think you can apply it in ignorance. It's a deliberate choice you make. If you choose to reject the author's intent and substitute your own, you must first acknowledge what the author's intent was, and that means rejecting it says something about you. For a specific but nonspecific example, if you see a character that the author intends to be read as a transgender woman, and you go looking for a possible alternate interpretation... that's not a meaningless choice. Why are you rejecting that reading? What kind of person would?