Mlem United

Thing without remorse (profile pic was commissioned) read this https://thesizhensystem.substack.com/p/faggotization-and-the-extant-gender (currently ~27)

[safetycgreen]

Me!!

(art by themuffinly)

[safetycgreen]

by @squeakitties

[filmtvtoday]

It's like describing a dog to someone who's never seen a dog. And then asking them to draw it.

BACKROOMS 2026 — dir. Kane Parsons

[retquits]

Re: miss jpeg meowing a bunch after going to the bathroom. Dont super quote me, but iirc cats (and dogs) will sometimes vocalize post bathroom bc theyre telling you theyre okay!!! It means she wants you to not worry about her- since going to the bathroom animals are really vulnerable. Its like “okie dokie! Im free!”

THAT'S SO FUCKIN FUNNY

[retquits]

Does miss jpeg make any cute noises?

I love it when kitties make tiny little noises

she does!!! it took her a few months, but she's finally finding her voice (in the form of dainty little chirps AKA meeping)

here are some of her go to's:

[yokolate]

The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x03

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[ichigo-kuriimu]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

[ichigo-kuriimu]

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

i have to do everything around here

[notahorseindisguise]

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".

[twofingerswhiskey]

oh so like "eh" in canadian

[the-last-teabender]

*un-Babels your Tower*

[siggimagenta]

✨Speedpaint ko-fi commission ✨

[retquits]

finding my daughter's voice

[arcadebroke]

[sacred-portal]

[jovaline]

I’ve been meaning to draw a companion piece to my Fire Nation train print for AGES, and this year was the perfect year to revisit the Gaang! ☺️ Debuting at my SDCC artist alley table HH-24!

[jovaline]

Had to come back to post the side-by-side because I’m obsessed. (I did that first one in 2019! The fulfillment of a seven year prophecy. 😱)

[biocrafthero]

[feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[miehimys]

im nornal

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

[vetchtibbles]

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun