Mage The Mage

Hi! ya can call me mage, I'm just your local desert witch. prefered age: 315.78947368 wizard years

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[free-post-store]

$0

[its-gita-time]

Saw a cool poster on a walk recently

[rydenarmani]

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

[crownedcrusader]

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

[rydenarmani]

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

[frozentardis]

[targaryendestiel]

HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[4gifs]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[sagedamage23]

MY PEEPS IMM TRYIN SEE IF I CAN GET FREE STUFF, HELP ME GET A SQUIDWARD ORIGINAL,

PLEASE I BEG YOU, it's a temu link btw, please I don't feel good,

[gameraboy2]

Godzilla (1978)

[memewhore]

[xtec]

[sagedamage23]

DOGS WITH ANXIETY NEED SOMETHING TO WATCH TOO!!!

[sagedamage23]

BRO IM FINNA DIE PERIODs

WHY DO THEY GET WORSE THE LATER THEY AREEEE MY GUYYYYY

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[fieldsarebreathing]

Does he mean anything to you

[phoneticmeow]

[flareonfloof]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[997]

[catcrumb]

[puyopuyo]

this isolated message makes me feel like i’m about to be shot and killed

[pukicho]

elect me president and I promise to kill you horribly 

[sagedamage23]

WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED THE TIME LINE, WHERES THE GUY WHO RAN FOR MAYOR AND HIS SLOGAN WAS "DONT VOTE FOR ME" AND HE WAS LIKE A METAL HEAD WITH A SMALL DOG, WHERE IS IT BRING HIM BACK,

[dynamohedron]

what the fuck is this thing.

[empathviv]

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...