Betwixt the Forest

Tabletop gaming, highly subjective critique, and word salad that I pass off as speech.

[fullhalalalchemist]

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

[fullhalalalchemist]

you all ignored this so im bringing it back

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Yes. He could.

[trilllizard666]

yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?

[trilllizard666]

wait a minute.

WAI-

[cookingwithroxy]

You know, I’m trying to remember the shape shifting outer space hero who repopulated a planet of bird people by impregnating all of them.

[sagelylegs]

I want to say Savage Dragon. I know it is wrong, but with his libido, it’s too plausible.

[sighinastorm]

HAPPY TENTH BIRTHDAY, today, to this masterpiece.  Myuhhh!

[sagelylegs]

@nonbinaryfairy

[leftski-art]

This is Reif, a Merfolk Bard who uses Fins to Feet so they can dance ♪♫♪

[sagelylegs]

Wait until you meet their dance partner.

[leftski-art]

Amadeus the Death Metal Gargoyle Bard ♪

[sagelylegs]

More games need gargoyle party members.

[neonprotagonist]

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

[awesomeblogwellnotreally]

[sighinastorm]

They should make a sequel to Super Mario Bros. 2.  Same general style and mechanics.  Call it “Doki Doki Mario 2″, maybe, or “Mario Panic”.

[sagelylegs]

It’s called “Super Mario USA” in Japan. Maybe call the sequel “Super Mario South America.”

[emailmore]

‪im not like a superhero comic fan or anything but seeing that batman is involved in like regular high stakes superhero shit is sooooo funny. like dude why do you care that green lanterns dad is gonna crash the moon into earth what are you gonna do about that. its handled. but the riddlers gonna blow up the pier if you dont solve his boat riddle dude you gotta stop him. the penguin is robbing the ice factory at midnight‬ he cant get away with this

[emailmore]

you dont have time to stop an apocalypse laser in the desert or whatever man Mr freeze and his henchmen have taken over the TV station. let superman take care of the laser. scarecrow is scaring everybody at the zoo you have to do something about it

[sindri42]

The problem with being Batman is you gotta do both things because nobody else is gonna do either one properly. The man hasn’t slept in forty years.

[cookingwithroxy]

You think that Hal Jordan can handle his father throwing the moon at the earth? The man can’t even handle himself! And seriously, Clark? Clark? Yeah what is he going to do, punch the laser? No, you have to help there too. And then come back, beat up Scarecrow, talk down Mister Freeze from trying to start a telethon for his wife’s disease, bust the Riddler and remind the Penguin that he OWNS the ice factory, he doesn’t actually rob it. All so you can take a nap and be at that Waynecorp stock meeting at 10:30.

You’re tired. So so tired.

[sagelylegs]

What’s funny here is that Superman has, quite literally, punched back lasers before.

Physics worked differently in the 1940s and 50s.

[bardic-constipation]

MY EYE HAS MADE A FULL RECOVERY! 🎉🎉🎉

Well, mostly full. It still itches from time to time, and my vision is still a little blurry, but there's no more grossness lurking under an eyepatch! ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ

[sagelylegs]

And a reminder to everyone, you are the face-claim for my latest Paladin.

[spitfire65745]

[tenaflyviper]

I still have my plushies of these two cuties!

[leftski-art]

Commission for @nonbinaryfairy of Wolf the Ranger, a character in our current pathfinder game!

[sagelylegs]

Do not undersell Ragna’s presence. People need to know about her, too.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Just found out an old friend of mine is one of those Disney Adults who visited the park when it reopened and I'm... not happy about that

[parkchanwoohoo]

God like I don't get it, how can you love someplace so much but still put the lives of everyone there at risk? You could get sick, you could get a cast member sick, you could get fucking Mickey sick, is that what you want?? Do you want Mickey to die???

[garbage-empress]

i know that was rhetorical but yes

[sindri42]

Mickey is most likely played by a young, healthy person, and therefore extremely unlikely to die or even suffer much. However Mickey Mouse’s lungs will be used as a staging ground from which the virus will kill many, many grandparents.

[cookingwithroxy]

Okay but. And I’m partially being silly here.

Exactly how much protection is offered by one of those giant suits?

Like, you’re wearing a full body glove and far more than a mask, because those heads don’t go one to one to the skin. You’ve got to be pretty protected from mucosal bacteria in that thing.

[sagelylegs]

This thread is going to turn into an endorsement for antiviral fursuits, isn’t it?

[leftski-art]

Two NPCs who made a brief appearance in our current campaign! Murdach is mine and Amelia belongs to @sagelylegs

[sagelylegs]

They are about to get married. Thought the world should know.

[gomalemo]

Frog Slug Dragon

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCQbxVbptT2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[segel-sudeikis]

[meanderingmolly]

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

[mommacomms]

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

[leftski-art]

All of Redwood’s healing abilities are touch-based.

Featuring @nonbinaryfairy​‘s Wolf the elf werewolf ranger alongside Redwood, my forest giant oracle

[sagelylegs]

Fate has very big plans for him.

[kamenhusband]

[corhore]

>not knowing who Snake is

These people make me sick. 

[true-king-of-monsters]

I can name like five examples off the top of my head while plastered from drinking.

[the-salty-scythe-meister]

Velvet Crowe

Guts

All of the Strawhats

[silverscreenx]

I wanted to say the Straw Hats, but I wasn't sure if we were going to limit it to games.

That being said, Chrona from Soul Eater.

[silverscreenx]

She set her account to private! HA!!

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Every Snake in MGS, including Raiden.

Maybe not Solidus.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Kiryu, Majima, Adam Jensen, Alyx Vance, Glory, James Sunderland, Arthur Morgan, John Marston, Boone, Raul, Tiny Tina and Samus,

[cookingwithroxy]

I’ve said it before, I’m pretty certain Futaba herself qualifies as well.

[sagelylegs]

Don’t quite follow why they felt the need to make it a competition in the first place, but all I can think of is, “Don’t worry, you’re still young... there’s plenty of time for worse things to happen to you.”

[koredzas]

Nardo di Cione - Five Saints. 1350

[sighinastorm]

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[sagelylegs]

The expressions lead me to believe either four saints are about to kill one, or one saint is about to take out all the rest.