The SA Gossip

Dear students of the Supernatural Academy, I'm here to give you all the yummy gossip spreading around your big mouths through campus like wild fire. Whether things written here are true or not are up for debate because I'm merely a relfection of your inner thoughts.

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Let's do a recap ladies and gentlemen.

The annoying werewolves have their little shit going on. No one cares, get over yourself and your small problems.

Reese, Caroline and Macy are trying to rid the school of dumb. It won't happen because the school is infested. Good try though my loves.

Zeke is running around believing he's flawless. Get a grip, you're not.

Blaise is back and he doesn't give a shit about anything. How repulsive and I've seen it before. Do something else or disappear off again.

Ethan Bennett went down on one knee causing Liger to spiral down into alcohol. Oh there's a great love story. I presume someone's getting cold feet.

And that's it because you're no fun as always. Do better people or I'll have to make a change around here.

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Ezra and Emma

Too late darling, I'm over giving my opinion. Besides, both of them are irrelevant. Even more so together.

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Look who got pregnant--Dani Morris! Can to share your insight or a comment on this conception? The biological father? What male you think Dani will permit to be in the child's life?

Ew. The girl who clearly isn't stable what so ever is supposed to raise a human being? I feel nauseas. This won't end very well, may I remind you about what I think of her? Read that and you'll understand why my reaction is what it is. Stefan is obviously the father. I can't wait how Kayden is going to react over these news. And the baby would be better off if Stefan and Kayden raised him or her, without Dani being involved at all.

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Lindsey

Vampire Barbie, what's there to really say about her? She seems to be the female version of Lance, which, oddly enough is a funny thought to play around with since they happen to be in a relationship. Makes you wonder if they're really are in love with themselves and picked the person who resemble their own features.

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"SWAG: secretly we are gay" - Are you trying to tell us something, Seth?

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Seth

Ah, the boy who believes he has, what do you call it, 'swagger'? Seth needs to grow up and fast, no one is falling for his slick and "I don't care" attitude. Maybe if he was more down to earth, where the rest of us mortal human beings are, he'd be a bit more liked by me and others.

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Ian

He's so sweet, I don't think I can say something bad about the little genius. I just hope Ian knows what he's doing when it comes down to Ember because I wouldn't want him to get hurt. Or would I...

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Me

Bold Mr. Bennett, very bold. Let's see, where to begin? How about those anger issues you have had throughout the year, punching walls with your head, ending up in fights with friends and harming yourself and others? I would suggest the same thing for you, as I suggested for Lance, anger management. And this time it's not for you, but for that poor little girl who unfortunately has to call you 'daddy'. I guess you're a good guy somewhere deep inside, but it's easily forgotten when you lash out so frequently.

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Mike

Funny guy, I don't know much about him since he's not around that much, clearly since his wife likes to cry after him every single day, but over all it seems like Mike's a pretty decent guy.

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Avery

She's a sad one isn't she? It seems like Avery can't get a break, there's always something making her drink, smoke and hurt herself in any possible way. I just wish she knew that feelings are temporary, not permanent so she didn't have to harm herself or others. Darling, remember, you're nineteen and it's not the end of the world if your boyfriend takes a break from your sobbing eyes once in a while.

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John

School's clown who loves to disappear and then come back like he owns the place. Lovely bloke, isn't he? It's too bad that he's so full of himself that he won't acknowledge his flaws.

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Robbie & Neal

There's a bunch of new couples that I wasn't aware of apparently. I wish them the best but I can't really state anything about either of them or them together as a couple. It might be a bad thing, it depends on if they want to be on my radar, but otherwise I'd say it's a good thing.

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You.

I am the definiton of perfection.

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Dani

Daniella Morris, the girl who believes the world revolves around her. Somehow she can nestle herself into all of her friends business and not only make it out to be her problems, but demand that it's dealt with the way she wants it to be dealt with. I don't know who gave her too much air, but she got it and it seems to be a nasty case of it. She has been cheating, screaming that she needs sex among other classy things so Daniella, a slow clap for you and all the things you continue to do to harm others and yourself.

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Patrick?

Patrick isn't one to show himself either, but I've heard that he likes talking about how he can kill people with his mind so I would watch out.

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Delilah

There's not much for me to utter about this one, she's new and I haven't seen much of her except that she can handle herself and doesn't allow anyone to walk over her. So kudos to you Delilah, keep up the good work.

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Stefan & Dani

I repeat, these two are a couple? Excuse me while I take a break to laugh.