[eggbuggy]

Little Bingqiu fluff comic from brainworms

[exoticghosts]

luo binghe is an influencer who makes elaborate and fancy cooking videos online. one day, user 'peerlesscucumber' comments 'what can i cook with this?' with a photo of the most empty, abysmal fridge luo binghe had ever seen. wanting to help this poor, starving commenter, he makes a video on simple, budget friendly meals. a few days later, peerlesscucumber comments another photo, a selfie of him with a plate of food, clearly made by using luo binghe's recipe! and it's the cutest guy luo binghe has ever seen!!!

binghe's content does a complete 180 after that, moving from michelin-level recipes to 'cooking on a budget' and 'time-friendly' meals. peerlesscucumber occasionally will send another picture of his poor, neglected fridge and ask for suggestions. luo binghe always fulfills his requests!

peerlesscucumber also always posts a selfie with the recipes he tries and luo binghe has a special folder on his phone with all of them saved

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[captain-symer]

A gift for my lovely gf

[justafanaticalhuman]

“I thought Peak Lord Shen knew,” Tianlang-Jun said, bemused. “Hasn’t he been behind you this whole time?”

that trend with binghe

[darthwillies]

say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.

[aerionsfanart]

Sofovian_

[hollypunkers]

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

[cypresstheworld]

[theloserarmy]

Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees

Zuko: I can do that

[paddy-nic]

Zuko: makes the "one eye, your fault" comment

Toph: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE?!

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[aerionsfanart]

Sofovian_

[aerionsfanart]

grassfedgrass_

[aerionsfanart]

noenoaholi

[aerionsfanart]

louisybachy

[aerionsfanart]

Sofovian_

[esqu1zy]

Dunkaerion in Lys 🐉⚔️✨️

Aerion is exiled for being pregnant but doesn't reveal who the father is. Maekar deeply trusts Duncan and sends him to be the prince's personal guard, unaware that Duncan is the baby's father. Egg is devastated and thinks Duncan is going through hell, not knowing that Duncan is exactly where he wants to be.

[l1viane]

[astride90028]

Okay okay but imagine it

Dunk and Aerion, first time sharing a bed. Dunk’s got his big stupid knight arms wrapped all around Aerion like he’s a body pillow. It’s the middle of the night.

Then dunk decides he wants to turn over.

But does he let go? No. He just… rotates. Like Aerion is a teddy bear. Just scoops him mid-sleep and flips him to the other side of the mattress.

Aerion: internal screaming

Aerion: “what the FUCK was that”

And Dunk is just sleeping peacefully.

And from that night on? Aerion wakes up at least four times. Every single time Dunk shifts. Every. Single. Time. Because Dunk just relocates him like a pillow.

Aerion, at 3am, being slowly dragged across the bed by an unconscious himbo: “I am going to commit a murder and they will find it justifiable.”