Thinking about rei having an internal (or probably external, he is man of science he should write it down) tier list based on extensive experiments of who in the clan is the best lay when he needs it
Eiden would obviously be s tier but he is ALWAYS on some little adventure isn't he, very annoying and inconvenient so that docks him. His essence is so potent that he has to be high up on principal though. Also it's nice
Quincy has always been his ol reliable, lots of potent essence, understands what he needs no fuss no muss, he can trust him to have his back if he passes out, it was irritating long ago when there was a 50/50 chance Quincy would be stone cold dead when rei came to his cabin but theyve since come to an agreement that rei can do whatever he wants if he's knocked out (just don't wake him up)
Blade is a welcome addition to the rotation, he's way more accessible than the other two and just as unbothered about rei climbing in his window at a random hour telling him to fuck him. But he has to be at the bottom of the highest tier because he always wants to play around and kiss and all this annoying stuff beforehand just get on with it. In the deepest part of him maybe the cuddling and sweet words and silly nickname is getting to him. A little
Yakumo gets embarrassed far too easily but he makes up for it in how eager he is to please. Ridiculous crazy style essence and hes predictable enough to find easily, but it's a little annoying that he has to work him up first before he'll do too much. He's getting better with practice
Olivine is always busy. Inconvenient, but he's helped in a pinch a few times. Like yakumo he for some reason has to play this game like he doesn't want to do it at first. Not that it matters remotely but it is very fun once olivine lets his walls down
Edmond is also always busy, possibly the worst when it comes to his ridiculous mind games he plays with himself about not wanting it, barely even worth it honestly. Only to be used if desperate. So funny to tease him so he can be bumped up.
Dante is bad for the same reasons as edmonds but with even worse availability, the few times he's had to use him were in over the top ridiculous scenarios. Even more fun to tease though
Kuya only to be used if it's life or death, if kuya could be even remotely normal he'd be way higher but unfortunately kuya is kuya. On top of everything else kuya always has to mock him for it for a good few weeks. Would almost prefer just dying. Don't ask rei how many times they've fucked though
Garu and karu, guess rei is dying it was a good run
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