Said Like Farrah

New mom, living in the 804. Here are the products making my life easier, cleaner and damn fun.

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What, pray tell, happened to warrant a no diarrhea rule at the pool?

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Penny Lane is a proper pub, and accordingly serves hearty pub fare. Their version of shepherd’s pie will definitely fill you up (and then some).

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Already eaten but this makes me hungry all over again.

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Monster grin by D Laferriere on Flickr.

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Awesome.

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The kid spins for the old man.

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Tumblr Tip

Don't search "mom" tag. Dear God, where's the bleach?

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Sneezed. Snotty. And grabbed the closest thing - Sam's Boogie Wipes. What's this? Effective, And, dare I say pleasant? #boogiewipe

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Evolution of Mom Dancing with Michelle Obama & Jimmy Fallon

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+3 cool points Mama Obama.

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Mmm. Raw oysters. It's novel because #rva.

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Knee Defender, Jamming Devices to Stop Airline Seats From Reclining

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Tomorrow.

[asian]

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

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Feeling safe & happy now that her 'rents are home.

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youdontlooklikeafeminist:

bohemianarthouse:

greaterthanlapsed:

melamine-:

libertyunmasked:

hollaratzi:

iliketodisco:

good job applebee’s

hell yeah applebees.

yeeeeess

I love Applebees right now.

This is the best thing I have seen all day.

I have respect for Applebees now

Someone teach me how to put a trigger warning ABOVE the image. I’ve always wondered. Also,

[A screen cap of a twitter conversation. Leyawn tweeted “i was raped by both @PFCHANGS and @Applebees today #truestory #literally. Applebees responded “@leyawn A bad experience is one thing, but we believe joking about rape is neither appropriate nor in good taste. How can we help? Thx”]

Leyawn, this word, “literally” I do not think it means what you think it means. Also, you’re an ignorant ass. Next time you want to tweet some fucking fool thing, stop for at least forty seconds and think - WHAT WOULD AN IGNORANT ASS DO? And if the answer is “this thing I’m about to do”… Do not do that thing. In fact, if you have a hard time with this, let me know. I’ll make you a nifty bracelet that you can look at for reminders. 

[hugel]

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neighborhoodr-richmond:

Recently launched for the ipad by the Richmond Media Group - MIX RVA

hugel:

Mix RVA App Live I worked on this for my day job. It’s now live in the iPad App Store. Check it.

[ekai]

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OK, can someone knit a full cover for my scooter?

laughingsquid:

Urban Knitted Tricycle Cozy

[gshellen]

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It’s Gettin’ Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot

[ekai]

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Safetyformer

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Slow down? I'd friction' crash into the concrete barrier if I saw this.