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We're making love Ignore red lights Concoct a potion That's for your eyes Feels like nectar Leaves come undone The magics gone Run for our lives

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spotify wraps everywhere but no ones arms wrapped around me😔

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Regrettably, a true story...

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By the burning stake,

Blame the maiden who irks my demons.

They engulf time from the ticking clock,

To scourge your wounds with poison hemlock.

My world would dwindle then.

Miss Pandora opened a box she couldn't break,

And will keep it by her stake.

I am my own maiden of destruction,

And Pandora is a fitting name.

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It's true that the internet can have you staring at your phone in the middle of Times Square unaware that your bottom half is naked.

But the internet is not an alibi, be responsible, wear pants

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My family splits all the chocolate we buy so that everyone has an equal share. If this is communism, I don't like it. Give me more pls

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Poetry is honestly annoying, I'd rather be masturbating to the minions than find alternate words for whore.

Y'all are Libertines btw

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I'm telling you, this mf def had something to do with my sleep patterns

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On second thought, cats are gay now. WHY DO ALL MY EXES BECOME LESBIANS AND TAKE PICTURES WITH CAT EARS. ONE MORE AND I'M LOSING MY SHIT. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO COSPLAY AS CATS

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Kinda fucked up how my favorite youtuber is a bipolar drug addict who says the most abominable things ever said. The more I relate, the more everything is falling into place.

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Two of these things is true

I'm definitely a Texas girl with massive hadonka badonkers, a death wish, and criminally red hair.

I also like Harry Potter

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Stoicism is the path towards Unlimited Rizz

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