Saikyo Peppers

HELLO! Welcome to Saikyo Peppers! A successor for my two old RP blogs, Saikyo-Dojo and Excellent Peppers! The following muses are Dan Hibiki from Street fighter, Joe Higashi from Tekken, Lee Chaolan from Tekken, and BB Hood from Darkstalkers. I also I RP several of my OCs, them being, Billy Funky, and Lucas Star. This is an independent RP blog, meaning i'm not affiliated with any group, and I can RP with just about anyone.

[vampirewinecellar-deactivated20]

In the sanguisuge's perspective, the man's very presence was that of a potent curse. The longer he stayed in sight, the more he spoke, the greater was Demitri's urge to lunge at the man, to tear out the fleshy chords encased by his throat. Silence. Silence was coveted like gems to prospectors. “Firstly,” he began, displeasure thick upon his own voice. “—You would do well to drag your meager concerns to someone else. I’ve no reason to care for any affair of yours.”

[saikyo-peppers]

Dan was about to leave unspoken, and then he grinned, and turned around. 

"DEMITRI! If you hate me so much, WHY don't you kill me!?" 

"It's not like nobody is stopping you! You have ample opportunity to do so with your ability of stealth perfectly in the shadows, and it isn't like I keep my location a secret either!" 

  "Let's be honest! Something is holding you back! Something tells you that killing me isn't worth it! If anything, killing me means not bothering you anymore! SO IT IS WORTH IT!" 

"So I think we can agree that I made a valid point!" 

"AND THUS TRAVELING AND EATING HORRIBLE ROMANIAN AIRLINE FOOD WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!"

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A Chance Meeting ((saikyo-peppers))

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She stood up and slowly followed behind him, leaving the blindfold behind, and she walked over to him.

"Will you show me the world…?"

[saikyo-peppers]

Lee stops and looked behind her. He gave her another smirk.

  "Of course! Happened to have a name?" 

[avastmejellies]

[And Johnny does, unleashing a devastating kick extending over his head.

Dropping his leg down, the captain adjusts his hat. Johnny’s almost shaking with anger. How dare he. How dare he treat him with such blatant disrespect. It takes a great deal of effort to ignore the pirate screaming in his mind.

Keelhaul the filthy bastard! Send him down to the depths below! Beat him half to death with the fucking plank before forcing him off it!

It’s tempting. It is very, very tempting.]

If the next word out of your mouth isn’t an apology, you’re tasting my blade. 

[saikyo-peppers]

Lee slowly gets up, rubbing his hand.    "Alright.... Alright, sorry for being a dick "   Lee stands up straight, and still having his hand rubbing his head.    "Obviously something happened in the past 150 years, could you please tell me what caused the apocalypse?"    "Look, whatever happened, must of been rough, things must still be traumatizing, I understand you don't want to go too deep about it. But I need to know something, I can't go around being completely ignorant on my surroundings. Just tell the basics at the very least."

[avastmejellies]

Pardon me.

What’s Twitter? 

[saikyo-peppers]

"SO. You wanna know what twitter is." 

  "Twitter, a cybernetic boogieland of Social Ineptitude! Anyone from anywhere can make a free account and either fall into the addiction, or move on. Each post can only contain 140 words. Use them wisely, you'll become noticed, use them poorly you'll look like a douche. Many lives are made and destroyed because of the blue bird; thee, Twitter Bird. BUT it gets worse... CELEBRITIES USE THEM! So now you get to hear 140 things the big guys have to say, some are interesting, some just like showing off their genitals. Twitter isn't the only one of these sites... There's Facebook, a website with almost no restriction on the words you can express and say, and there's Tumblr, where hipsters chill and jack off to 24/7 ironically. I use the fallen titan that is known as Myspace" 

  "BECAUSE WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! We will fight against the big sites, by using the former big sites! We will not go silent as it my space, your space, it is our space! THE OUTER SPACE! Because damn it! I need to do something pointless in my time!" 

"Also, hi my name is Billy Funky, how ya doin?" 

[saikyo-peppers]

ANAKARIS! (Musecarnival, Anakaris [Cartoon Version])

[keineandcompany-closing-later-d]

"The great god Ra has spoken to me, and he has told me…"

"GREY POUPON IS THE GREATEST!!!"

Apparently, that Anakaris talk for ‘yes’.

[saikyo-peppers]

  "ALRIGHT! I believe you!" 

  "LOOK! There's an imposter among us! Impostering you! Judging by your garb, you're a pharaoh! This imposter could take over your kingdom! GO-er RA KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO! So we need to find this man before things go crrrrrrrrrrazy!" 

"BUT IN THE MEAN TIME! You must tell me about these Gray Poupons! They just sound absolutely delicious!" 

[saikyo-peppers]

ANAKARIS! (Musecarnival, Anakaris [Cartoon Version])

  "I've been looking for you... NOW IT'S TIME TO..."  TO PLAY

"HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT ARE NOT HERE AND I'M TALKING TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I'M LUCAS STAR!" 

"ARE YOU THE REAL ANAKARIS!? YES OR NO!?" 

"You have 30 seconds to come up with an answer"  

((OOC: In case you are confused, have a link!))

[animedegne]

Can you ejaculate like you bleed?

"I am not quite sure what you mean…  I do not have to cut myself for that…."

[animedegne]

"…………………"

"……I have no words for you……"

[saikyo-peppers]

  "OKAY! Serious business though. Have you noticed ANYTHING odd about Anakaris?" 

"Despite my constant flirts towards you, I have never properly introduced myself" 

 ”I AM LUCAS STAR! I rule over the planes of hell… Well uh. The type of hell I rule over is uh..."

"LET ME EXPLAIN!"  "You see, the realm you live in has several adaptions in other realms. One of these adaptions, is an animation, a series of moving drawings that tell a story! There were two takes in this particular format, one is pretty good! The other…" 

"Yeah…" 

"I was going to be you in this tripe! BUT show got cancelled, and I torture it for eternity!" 

"NOW! This alternate version of Anakaris has escaped from my hell! He’s more likely lurking over this realm! IF you’re still not convinced to corporate…”

"LOOK AT THIS!" 

"JUST FUCKING  LOOK AT THIS!" 

"LOOK AT THIS!" 

"LOOK AT THIS!" 

"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" 

"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" 

"SO YEAH! Hate my ass! But unless you want more bullshit happening! Help find the Anakaris, and less bullshit ensues! Got it?"

[animedegne]

Can you ejaculate like you bleed?

"I am not quite sure what you mean…  I do not have to cut myself for that…."

[saikyo-peppers]

"Oh, don't kid yourself Jeddy"

"WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!" 

"I'M BACK BABY! Miss me honey bunches!? Cause damn well you know you miss me!" 

  "You know things were quiet, TOO QUIET, without yours truly Jeddy Bear!" 

"LET'S CRANK UP ON DIS BITCH AND PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAYAYAYOWHOAHWHOH OH MAMA~!

[inboxideas]

My character has just been taken in for questioning by officers of a secret government agency. Send them questions they are being forced to answer in the interrogation room.

[saikyo-peppers]

The Funk has just arrived! (OPEN RP)

OOC: Hey this is an OC I made, I wanted to give him a try. I hope this isn't too confusing of a starter.  The streets, the 3 AM sky. How can something be so beautiful, and yet be so deadly. I became tough, and skilled all just to appreciate the desolate mood. Midnight used to be that time, but ever since the hottest shows hit around 9', and the internet, what's so scary or sexy about midnight! 3 AM, is THE time to feel alone, to feel everything shutting the hell up. I walk around the metropolitan area, carrying around my wooden baseball bat. I mean who's gonna judge? Not like I'm gonna hit anything innocent with it! Anything innocent shouldn't be around here anyway! "Why a bat? Why not a gun?" Many a person ask. Because. I'm no killer. Swords kill people, guns kill people, bats COULD, just like Marshmallows, you eat too many, or choke on them, you die. Plus, this bat, that I named "Adam", is very special. A man saved my life wielding this bat, and... Gave it to me. He was the funkiest dude I ever met in my life. He's the reason why I became a fighter. Not much going on at 3 AM. Not much going through the past week. So, I'm just gonna go piss people off, and let em win. I'm a bit of a masochist. I'm in front of this fairly tall apartment, that's fairly close to the suburbs. I'm just bound to piss off one motherfucker.  

"HEY BATTABATTA! HEY BATTABATTA! SWING!"  After I yelled like a banshee, I swinged by bat against a lamp-post, causing a crazy ass echo that can probably be heard all over China. I star to twerk left and right with my butt facing the apartment, singing  "DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME! CAUSE I GET ALL THE BOYS TO YARD CAUSE MY MILKSHAKE IS BETTER THAN YOURS! DAMN RIGHT! IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!"  Oh... if I didn't piss anyone off right there... I guess I'm not Billy "Funky" Chile 

[saikyo-peppers]

*i was in my apartment after i woke up from my bed as my cell phone rings and joe called as i picked it up and answers* yes?

"Hey, uh Dan. Look, I need to let you know that South Town isn’t the safest place… AT NIGHT, uh. Just don’t go out pass your curfew. My suggestion is that you might want to get some self defense training, Terry is the best guy around"

"BUT if you want to get someone with an actual brain around here, you got to me!"  "But hey! Since you’re new around here, you might want to make some friends, like Rock Howard, I don’t think he’s much older than you. If you’re a sneaky little fella, Andy might help you out, since he’s a ninja. If have a strong sense of justice, there’s Kim Kaphwan, but he’s pretty strict… If you like dancing there’s du-"  "Ya know what. No. Just. Don’t go to Duck King. You like to dance, learn from Richard Meyer, he might be a bit busy though considering he works at the Pao Pao caf-"

"HEY JOE! I noticed you’re suggesting fighters! WHATABOUTME!?" 

"Well if you’re not gonna get off drugs THEN SURE AS HELL I AIN’T GONNA SUGGEST A KID TO LEARN FROM YOU!" 

"Look, Dan, just go the people I suggested, JUST DON’T GO TO HWA JAI!" 

"AYE! Come on Joe that ain’t cool!" 

"HOW DA HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE ANYWAY!?!"

[avastmejellies]

I didn’t steal this. I found it. And it hasn’t been relevant for over one-hundred and fifty years.

[Johnny folds his arms, blue eyes cold behind his shades. That Lee didn’t take the hint really drives him nuts.]

So I’d say that makes it rightfully mine, you pompous, arrogant dye-job. 

[saikyo-peppers]

"Wait" 

  "A HUNDRED FIFTY YEARS!?!"  Lee looks around the place, noticing that there's more destruction on furniture, the floor, ceiling, along with dust and cob webs set everywhere. 

  "Huh. I thought Russel Crowe came to the award ceremony..." 

"WELL! Congratulations Petey! You're the best..."  Lee sees the award title 

"BEST FEMALE ACTOR OF 2013!"  

"NOW! Before you whack me in the face with that Oscar" 

"The reason why I didn't notice the whole apocalypse is because I'm from the past. Some how, someone who hates me sent me here in the future by unknown means! I was at the 2014 award ceremony, usually trying to have lovely sex with some of the lovely female actors. Except you of course.

NOW YOU MAY PROCEED TO WHACK ME IN THE FACE!  

[avastmejellies]

[Wow. Wooow. Implying he’s the cream of the crop? Wow. What an asshole.]

Peter fucking Pan. What’s it to you? 

[saikyo-peppers]

  "Well Pete! Your lack of knowledge of one the most popular awards in the world, leads me to two conclusions. You live in one helluva rock, or you're not from around here!" 

  "And since they're most popular award, you might want to get a move on when you're stealing one! Even if you're not, it's time to skedaddle!"

[heartagramtattoos]

[vaanturtle]

Reblog if you love your muse!

[avastmejellies]

Huh? What’s an Oscar?

…oh! Yes, we found a statue that matches that description. Several years ago. Southwest A-Country. Ruins of a theater.

It’s named Oscar? Looks more like a Toby to me.

[saikyo-peppers]

"They call them Oscars because people who get these trophies are usually snobbiest of grouches! Usually relating in film"

"I like your ignorance kiddo! The name's Lee Chaolan! The most excellence of excellent people! Have a name?" 

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Just as swiftly as he'd leapt upon the vampiric noble was Dan Hibiki fiercely shoved back.

"How DARE you touch me in such a vulgar fashion! By no means can I return your sentiments, loathsome peon!”

[saikyo-peppers]

"AH! You never changed Demitey!"

  "But. um. Demitri. While I was living in the Mountain. I saw my dad, like his image in the sky!"

  "He told me three things. One of them being, 'forgive my fear"... I think he means forgive the man who killed him... Even if it's some illusion, why would I think of this! It had to be him! But why would he want me to do that?" 

"I came all the way to Romania to ask you this: Do you think I should forgive him? I want to ask you this because you're the oldest and most goth person I know!" 

"Considering how the food is in Romania, I can't blame ya sucking blood!" 

"AYE OH!" 

"OKAY OKAY! Jokes aside! Look, I'm sorry bugging you in the past, but I had this grudge for several years now. On one hand, the man, his name is Sagat, didn't just devastate me, but also devastated my sister. Not just traumatizing her, but also our way of living changed! I don't my mind current state, but I've been going nuts finding jobs just to keep my sister safe. But is there anything to gain out of killing Sagat? I don't feel right doing that either... What do I do?"