Emi

26(She/they)The only straight I am is straight up dead inside. This blog is a hot mess apologies in advance

[yorickless]

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

[mikelogan]

OBSESSION (2025) dir. Curry Barker

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[russianblush]

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

[acecroft]

BRIAN VAN HOLT as Bo Sinclair in House of Wax (2005)

[science-hoes]

Whose whimsy is he killing now??

[sammroo167]

sorry not sorry[x][x]

[the-big-mood]

I respect silent marketing.

[complex-analytic-dysfunction]

[changeling-automaton]

Unironically I think this meme is really good for explaining why maths formalisms and notation are so valuable, even when they seem cumbersome/convoluted. It's an incredibly precise way to describe the interaction of a lot of related-but-meaningfully-distinct concepts, and this is a great showcase of that, thank you Lynn Chordbug you're the best.

[addictedtostorytelling]

sam taggart in episode 10x08 "freefall"

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[katsudon2021]

Me after seeing Lobo in the new trailer and knowing there will be more x readers with him

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[manny-jacinto]

ONE PIECE (2023–) | Season 2 MONSTER HOUSE (2006)

[alhashimis]

01.00 PM (S02E07) THE PITT (2025—)

[peregrinethegryphon]

My only problem with the term “Hear Me Out” is the implication that one is both willing and able to make a case for their HearMeOuts, whereas I have no justification and I will not pretend there’s a single sane reason for my choices.

[tentypos]

sero spits on it before he slowwwwwwwwwwly stretches you out with his cock. i just know it. i feel it in my clit that he does.

of course he does, hanta's a fucking asshole, a nice wad of saliva that trickles down your pussy lips, mixes in with your slick. he'll probably rub his cock in-between em as well, the tip of his cock catching the hood of your pussy, while your whole body is quivering. he's the type to wait for you to ask tho, he won't do anything till ur fucking begging him to put it in. hold his body weight above you with one hand, the other hand draaaggggging his tip across your pussy lips till his shaft is coated in your juices, slapping his cock on your clit, making you clench your toes and purse your lips, because you don't wanna give in to him, he always does this. just trailing his cock all over your pussy lips, fuck, so fucking slowly, always fucking teasing, even if it means he has to wait a little bit longer, it's so worth it, seeing you crumble and beg for him.