Som Bullshit

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[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[unclefather]

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

[unclefather]

me: 

[childhoodruiner]

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[baebiebleu-deactivated20190611]

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨sorry y’all

[whimslight]

im sorry yall

[biggestniq]

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

[buttalicious602]

Sorry 😐 but you never know 🤔🙄

[ovojgreen]

Bullshit

[secondclassvines]

“the “milk with every meal” family”

[whoredrigo]

Directed by Jordan Peele

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

“No. Sit. You have a drink.” was already so fucking scary

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS

[veryfunnymemes]

[vampiresconce]

BEE BOAT

[spockdropandroll]

cowboy bee boat

[spiroandthelacktones]

Ah my favorite anime

[roboco-san]

see you, space cow bee…

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Grace J

[melgillman]

Here’s the full 24 hour comic I drew yesterday, called “The Fish Wife”.  Thank you to everybody who followed along on twitter and cheered me on <3

[chicks1023]

[curseworm]

i want to look like THIS

[cottagehonaey]

something about cows is so sweet

[heatnap]

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

[daytimeblogger]

no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom

[azaleatown]

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[vodkassassin]

man and you were only six hours old

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot