Princess Of The Universe

((An AU RP blog for Ami Mizuno, Makoto Kino, Minako Aino, and Hino Rei of Sailor Moon, just post StarS arc.))

[sailorguns]

You do have bees, Makoto. Boo-bees.

...

[What a message to come back to.]

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[amymaymusings]

This really helps my anxiety.

[hinohde-deactivated20180613]

oh.

[systlin]

It’s literally a threat assessment/food gathering instinct. The steps your brain is doing, subconsciously. 

-Check to see if movement is lion in grass.

-Also check to see if possible game animal and edible. 

-No it’s just Dave getting into lecture hall a few minutes late. 

-That’s boring. 

-Lose interest. 

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

I like to believe that for a brief second, everyone looks at me thinking I might be a snack

[cassettetapecryptid]

I am a snack. Obviously.

[cryptonature]

Kindness. Gentleness. Empathy.

These things are fires shining in the forest night. They must be tended, but in tending them we are illuminated. We become a target for things that thrive in darkness.

So, as ever, love is tied to risk.

And, as ever, it’s worth the danger.

[damazcuz]

steam sale:

$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!

The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45

[sailorguns]

can confirm i do not have bees

[sailorguns]

"Considering your current completely reasonable size, I think she might. Go ahead and sit down so I can eyeball 'lap-filling', please?"

She goes ahead and sits down, primly.

all these shojo girls with their long legs,

[sailorguns]

"I like to think my prices are reasonable, after I give out the sample dose. The strength of which is up to you, because I like seeing girls have fun~"

Sure, I have a day off, let's go with "lap fillers" and see if she notices.

[sailorguns]

"Hello, yes. I am the 'giant boobs for only four hours' saleswoman."

What's the saying? 'first hit's free'?

[sailorguns]

If only Mother's Bounty wasn't kind of permanent. I bet Ami would have fun out-boobing Makoto for a day or so.

I might at that, but I do enjoy not having a massive water resistance device attached to my chest.

[sailorguns]

"Well, you two seem to be in an intimate moment~" Freia giggles, setting a few vials down on a nearby table.

[she is just... deep red.]

I did warn her, but she nodded anyway. Are you planning on watching?

[sailorguns]

Ami certainly is going to make her feel like it was the best idea! Freia leaves them to their devices a while, as she mixes up the cavalcade of potions.

[By the time Freia returns, they're in deshabille. Ami is kissing Mako's stomach while Mako snap turns her head towards Freia, holy shit.]

[sailorguns]

"You certainly have enough strength of personality." Freia giggles. "I will return in around twenty minutes. Bye~" And off she goes, disappearing into her usual incredibly evil looking portal.

[suspicious.]

[Oh shit Mako been Kabedon.]

What's this about it not being a good idea, though?

... uhhhh...

[sailorguns]

"Intimidation is relative. I think your height will handle most of it. I will go work on a bit of a sampler, and bring it back to you, in a little while."

A-are you sure this is a good idea,

If I waited until everything was absolutely certain all the time, I'd be dead.

[ARE YOU SURE you're not intimidating enough as it is?]

[sailorguns]

"I am asking if you would like extra body fat, alongside your other requests, Ami."

and I told you i want to look as intimidating and sexy as possible.

[skrotchevo]

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[galwaygremlin]

wdym you can hear it?

[superpaperclip]

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

[eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti]

YO what the FUXK

[heikala]

Inktober day 2, A witch and six owl familiars