full time sky hoe

☆ sailor ☆ she/her

[my-dailydreams]

[depsidase]

[lilstinky]

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[soymoss]

disco starling

[huffylemon]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[moleshow]

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

[inthesensethat]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Once i got into a genuine fight with a friend cuz they thought i was problematic for saying dating a neanderthal would be cool

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like to be clear they considered it BESTIALITY

[garaks-padded-bra]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[important-cat-pics]

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!