SailorPyxis

Free of artificial sweeteners and preservatives. ⚠️ Warning: might contain gluten or traces of pokémon https://www.instagram.com/maarcissism/

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[sailorpyxis]

Ooooh BOOOOII ⭐️ @artof.lucasm made this for me!! So SUPERCOOL!! Now I want to look like this in real life ⭐️👽🌀 #commission #supportartistsyoulove https://www.instagram.com/p/B7JmLsmBAzM/?igshid=fabybv2b8iwv

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SailorPyxis on Twitter

“There's a genie trapped in my prostate 🌀🧞‍♂️✨”

[sailorpyxis]

into the Tumblr-void

We’re broken up, have been for almost a year. We still talk and see each other all the time. We still have sex every couple of weeks. And I’m more in love with him now than ever before. 

I feel like he’s kept me at arms-length on an emotional level since our separation. There was a fire missing in his eyes. But I felt a spark again last time. Small, but present (I think. I hope. Maybe not). He’s everything to me. I worship the ground he walks on. I want him to be happy: I want him to be happy with me.

Just needed to type it out. Just needed too vent...

[pururin]

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SailorPyxis on Twitter

“Some extra protein in my oatmeal 💪 https://t.co/DLCJiImfb0”

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I wanna suck out your eyeballs and rip out your throat ☘️🤟🌀 https://www.instagram.com/p/B3MhAdbAXTH/?igshid=1a1qbsnf2cutw

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@henryp39 up and done drew me!! I wuv it so much! 😍🤩🧨 Go check out his art right now, follow him, and maybe commission something as well! 👌✨☘️ #supportartistsyoulove #commission https://www.instagram.com/p/B2669kTAAM7/?igshid=jy3dxsxl83ql

[sailorpyxis]

There's a genie trapped in my prostate 🌀🧨🧞‍♂️ #provocative #ohmyglob https://www.instagram.com/p/B24QP8GodUJ/?igshid=1o4zwixtyn7vy

[sailorpyxis]

Channeling that bad-boy vibe, that superalloy type 💣⚙️🍉 (disclaimer: it's make-up! Violence is never an answer kids) ✌️✌️ Inspired by @marko_monroe 💥 https://www.instagram.com/p/B2e7SawoqgQ/?igshid=jpbm0ch3gr0e

[pr1nceshawn]

Disney Characters Reimagined As Pokemon Evolutions.

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

SKINNY THE POOH

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[whoredrigo]

I cannot believe y’all made Pooh a twink

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[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[washjones]

I’ve legit been searching for this video for a couple weeks

[meanplastic]

I’m in tears but also bopping

[surprisebitch]

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this

[thats-sowild-blog]

This is what they were training us for…

[dxgzz-deactivated20181105]

Just autotune her and she’ll be ready for the radio

[sailorpyxis]

Can you dig it? I can dig it; I can dig it in the dirt and bury the sickly silver snakes 🐍🥄 - #fourthmirrorselfieinarow #switchitupbuddy #nexttime https://www.instagram.com/p/B1wkFBKoa1P/?igshid=b4gy04c20lyp

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[sweetbloodowl-deactivated201711]

cute bird king is all I will answer to anymore

[crimsondomingo]

Fluffy fucking nerd. 

Well, my husband is a little fluffy. ;-)

[anonymokey]

FLUFFY FUCKING ANIMAL

[sailorpyxis]

SWEET PLANT KING!! That’s totally me!

[sailorpyxis]

My demons come and go depending on how many teeth I feel; ...33,34...,35?!? Too many teeeeth!!! 👹👹 https://www.instagram.com/p/BxpKvdoonrS/?igshid=ct0grcr68tma

[sailorpyxis]

Always use more butter than the recipe calls for 🥞 #creamyfantasy https://www.instagram.com/p/BxkqXNxohD2/?igshid=jh10r0cg7j2n