the best damn racer outa chinatown

"We're not gonna be able to kill these bastards fast enough." //; Independent Lin roleplayer. Strictly roleplays Lin and/or Zombie Lin from Saints Row. Got it? Good.

[xoxoangel]

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[night-springs]

girls dont want boys girls want saints row 1 and 2 remastered

[saints-row-2]

me: im definitely a saints row 1&2 purist but i can enjoy the later games for what they are theyre not how i would have taken the series but they have their high points -

someone: Matt Miller

me: 

[saintlymartyr]

"You guys are just a bunch of purple, barney the dinosaur looking, bullies." The anonymous commented, he then pulled out a pistol. "And I'm turning this into a shootout, now." The anonymous checked his gun to see if he had any bullets. He had none. "Never mind." He tossed the gun to side and got out a sword. "It's a sword fight, now!"

The nigh-voidless black of her oculi practically rolled into the back of their upturned sockets, the familiar voice alone causing such a reaction. Cutting the child off before they could even finish their inaugural sentence, ❝Spare me your diag-nonsense, I can smell a fraud from a mile away. You talk big game about bullies but you’re the one harassing and starting fights with us - and we’re way out of your league. A bit too much irony for my taste, so get lost.. before we lose you for good.❞

[australianbeyonce]

[saintlymartyr]

Lin: Why do people always think every Asian person is Chinese?

Johnny: Yo, that shit gets on my fucking nerves.

Lin: As if there aren't any other--

Troy: Wait.. aren't you Chinese, Lin?

Lin:

Johnny:

Troy:

Lin: The Caucacity.

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[saintlymartyr]

WHy did you have to die? ):

to un-die.

[greatgig]

[voulair]

[saintlymartyr]

"They are made of solid gold, pal! They're stupid, but they aren't dumb!" He told her, his tone sounding angry. "...So, are we going to fight or what?" The anonymous asked in a now calm and casual tone.

❝ Yeah, yeah. And my skin is solid gold too, except it’s much closer to the real deal than what’s sitting on the bridge of your nose.❞ Quirking a brow, her head inclining forth a bit to get a better look at the gray person. ❝Nah, not interested. If you’re looking for an ass whooping so badly.. go find Johnny.❞

[saintlymartyr]

"So, you want to fight me, pal?" The anonymous then put up his fists. "Let's throw down, then!" He challenged.

❝ Throw down? More like ‘throw up’, kid.❞

Striking up a spare match to light the end of her cigarette, thereafter blowing the initial smoke directly into the grayface’s.. face? ❝Simmer down before you burn yourself out of those $2.99 shades you got from Sunglasses Hut.❞

[saintlymartyr]

📱

Send 📱 for a late night text from my muse.

[SMS]: when you told me we’d “all get tattoos”[SMS]: to commemorate us taking back the row[SMS]: you never said it was a MAYBE[SMS]: so tell mE WHY I’M THE ONLY ONE IN PAIN?? ?[SMS]: where’s the trust[SMS]: where’s the unity[SMS]: where’s my fucking voxel[SMS]: i’m finding y’all[SMS]: i’m not going down alone

[roleplayers-ink]

Send 📱 for a late night text from my muse.

[purplegrapezeus]

[saintlymartyr]

❣⁉

Muse Trust Test!

❝ You’re an asshole, for starters, and don’t even get me going on the way you chime into everything with some stupid remark. You’re mostly brawn and bravado with a dash of demolition wits, which I’m very surprised hasn’t gotten you killed yet. And to top it all off? You’re way too damn trigger happy for your own good.❞

Letting the words sink for a moment, as if allowing them to sauté in the abruptly tense atmosphere she boiled, before she’d finish: ❝ Which is exactly why I’d be an idiot not to trust you with my life.❞

❤❤❤

[theycallme-ssenunni]