Savannah

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.

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VINNY: party at my house on friday.

VINNY: everyone has to do a keg stand at least once or you're deemed a loser.

VINNY: invite the whole damn neighborhood.

VINNY: hot tub and pool will be off the hook.

Savannah: i'll be there

Savannah: well i'm not no loser soooo i'm down :p

Savannah: should i back a bathing suit orrr just go with my birthday suit? guess i'll have to decide later

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Savannah: what if I told you i now have blue hair? Savannah: whatch think?? Savannah: actually don’t care if you think some negative so it better be nice 

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lexi: kind of scares me that this woman gonna be a lawyer but yknow anyone can follow their dreams wooooo

lexi: i would have loved to peace tf out

lexi: my dad, u know he basically sucks everyone's metaphorical dick because he wants them to vote for him

lexi: he thought it would be what a good neighbour does

lexi: well ur doing the rebellious phase v well, more parent-worrying than i was at 16

lexi: SOLD!!!!!! MY SERVICES R YOURS MA'AM

lexi: so what happened to u after the carnival? i didnt see u at the end

Savannah: still hopin' that's some prank on the world

Savannah: ugh that sucks man

Savannah: but i guess i know feelin kinda

Savannah: my dad growing up had to do everything for everyone cause he was a pastor couldnt say no

Savannah: so i had to go with him everywhere

Savannah: wasn't too bad but can get annoying

Savannah: i'm worrying my parents and my partner lol

Savannah: YAY

Savanna: nothin' happened

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Sunni: all you gotta do is pay me in food, and i'll get one for you

Sunni: a bacon cheeseburger would be awesome, tbh

Sunni: just saying

Sunni: thank you, i appreciate it

Savannah: all you need is fun?

Savannah: from where? cause not all bacon cheese burgers are the same

Savannah; also damn girl now i want one

Savannah: how about i go get us both one?

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jax: yeah well you haven't slapped most people

jax: not quite the answer but there's a +/- 5% leniency so

jax: i guess. sure

Savannah: still not saying sorry for that

Savannah: were you looking for a please? was that the answer you wanted? cause i'm not begging

Savannah: be there in ten

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Jiji: i think i have a natural fear of them?

Jiji: like, a kid can stare at me and i can stare at it and we just... stare. they're cute, but idk how to talk to them. there's a communication barrier.

Jiji: you have a lot of will power, though. like, i would've lost my shit. so, props to you, queen.

Jiji: OBVIOUSLY. let's get some drinks - all of them on me. let me spoil you, darling.

Savannah: mental note that i need to see you and a kid interact

Savannah: honestly i just kept repeating in my head that i can't lose my job

Savannah: on you? I'm game girl! where should i meet you?

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lexi: but then with social media, we get cute pics of u and i so i can live with it, yknow

lexi: yappy, both the dogs and the people

lexi: one time kim lost an earring and the whole gated community was forced to look for it

lexi: it was wild S, her dog had probably swallowed it

lexi: well everyone needs to go through their rebellious phase even if it's a little late

lexi: do i look cheap to you??? throw in a club night too with your fav girl at least

Savannah: tru we are out here killin' the Instagram game

Savannah: i would have gone crazy

Savannah: she made you look for an earring?

Savannah: how many times does that woman lose earrings??

Savannah: i would have been like bye not looking for that

Savannah: maybe that's what i'm doing now

Savannah: i'd never think of you as cheap girl. okay okay. another kiss, movie night and club night? deal?

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Sunni: to each their own

Sunni: yeah, join the club

Sunni: we have t-shirts and cool mugs

Sunni: sounds good, make sure to record a video so i have something to laugh at later

Savannah: damn where do I order said shirt

Savannah: i'll rock it everyday

Savannah: i'll make sure to record it just for you baby

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Jiji: eh. i mean, i categorize all kids in one category which is 'hell no, get away from me.' so. i mean. i guess it does't matter.

Jiji: SAV, you're suppose to SMASH IT.

Jiji: TO PIECES.

Jiji: do you still have it, let's light it on fire.

Jiji: i am sorry you had to deal with that, though. i swear, some people are just so inconsiderate. you need a few drinks, i say.

Savannah: working in a library i see kids all day so i don't not like kids i just hate when they become spoiled teens -.-

Savannah: I KNOW I MEssed up

Savannah: sadly no i think they grabbed it from the street

Savannah: it's not your fault. i think kids and adults forget that someone has to clean up whatever they mess up ugh

Savannah: i do need some drinks..you offering?

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Sunni: the literal definition of a teenager is "a person aged between 13 and 19 years"

Sunni: they're a teenager, babe

Sunni: cause if that's the case, then ppl shouldn't really be labeled adults until they're like...thirty

Sunni: next time, just break it over their head. that should do the trick

Savannah: okay maybe that's the definition but 13 year olds are the same as 12 and 11 year olds just with more hormones

Savannah: well i don't feel like an adult sooo

Savannah: they banned for life from my branch of the library but if they come back anyways i will

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lexi: ok fair point on the sex one. that was low key a bad idea on my part

lexi: altho kids these days r growing up like the kardashians so who knows what theyre up to nowadays

lexi: and i know this because i lived down the road from the K family so not fake news okay

lexi: the question is were YOU a shit head when you were a teen? cuz i hella was so i am more forgiving

lexi: u know, my services of child extermination dont come cheap, what are you offering me hmm?

Savannah: true ture kids are different now they grow up with way more social media than we ever had or thought of

Savannah: i sound my dad

Savannah: you lived near the kardashians? girl what was that like?

Savannah: was i a shit head then? No i was a naive little girl who thought life was easy and simple and god would take care of everything...what a JOKE

Savannah: another kiss? and movie night?

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Sunni: mhm

Sunni: how come?

Sunni: babe, thirteen is a teenager. legit has the word 'teen' in it, but okay.

Sunni: did you hit them in the head w/ their skateboards?

Sunni: cause i would've

Savannah:but they aren't real teenagers

Savannah: i think being a teen starts at like 15

Savannah:i should have

Savannah: i tossed it outside hoping it would break but it did not

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Jiji: ...i thought 13 was a teen?

Jiji: it's... literally in the name? am i wrong about this??

Jiji: you know what you should've done?

Jiji: strangled them.

Savannah: it's in the name but are they are really teens??

Savannah: really??

Savannah: i think 15 and up is teen

Savannah: i should have..i did toss their skateboard outside it didn't break though..ugh

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lexi: so i see that u have requested a hit from me

lexi: i offer death by some sort of household chemical probably or maybe death by too much sex?

lexi: or the fast way is i can run there real quick and push a shelf over

lexi: i mean wuttttt. kids are cute, whatdya meannnn

lexi: i luvvvvvv kids

lexi: no really i do. I would have still given those kids ice cream or something

Savannah: i have requested a hit

Savannah: pls take them out

Savannah: not sure about the sex one they are just like 13

Savannah: kids are cute..teenagers are little shit heads

Savannah: is it poison ice cream because that's all i'll allow

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Savannah: kids are adorable and cute

Savannah: but after the age 12 i want to ring their necks

Savannah: two teenagers i say that loosely causee 13 isn't really a teen but anyways decided to try and skateboard in the library

Savannah: guess who i had to redo three shelves that got knocked down..kill me

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jax: does it really pain you that much to be nice?

jax: almost thereeeee

jax: what're the magic words???

Savannah: most people say i am nice

Savannah: ugh

Savannah: i'll suck your dick is that what you want to hear??