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Nov 28 • 25 • they/them • Junior Concept Artist

[serfmortimer]

I muste, [doth remember that self-deprecation bringeth ill to mine own mental health] plow the fields

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

video essays on horror be like "there's something viscerally unsettling about being put in scary situation..."

[romanceyourdemons]

i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

[problemsleuth]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[queef-queg]

[doityourselfbombs]

osha compliant blowjob

[high-theyre-frendough]

[katjohnadams]

[thrunkling666]

I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

That's violating my HIPAA rights

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

I mean their HIPAA rights

[kalichnikov]

I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me

[kalichnikov]

this post was about tanking in ff14

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

[starspilli]

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

[wizardarchetypes]

nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

[wizardarchetypes]

(-1) ough (-4 ) agh! (-14) agh!!! (-3) AH! (-11)

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

[abortionado]

Saw someone calling HOT TO GO "YMCA for gay people" and like. I get what you're saying but. Have you actually listened to YMCA

[sour-charity]

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[rongzhi]

(The one in yellow is a daoshi (道士; Daoist priest) and the one in blue is a jiangshi (僵尸), a reanimated corpse in Chinese folklore. In jiangshi stories, daoshis play the role of 'corpse handler', using talismans and other objects to subdue the jiangshi. They are also the experts who are tasked with exorcising the body or reversing the imbalances that led to its reanimation)

[iwanderedon]

love is a strong secret ingredient for sautéing, or flexible home-baking dishes like banana bread. certainly there is no more important ingredient in casserole. but grilling responds better to ambition, and mastering mousses requires the strongest secret ingredient of all: autism

[straycatj]

家主なんかムカつくです

あとで　ふんでやるです

Now I'm annoyed by my landlady ... well, I'll step and step on her later!

[mistress-specksynder-deactivate]

nearly identical

[straycatj]

これなに！ぐそくむし！？

What's this!? The isopod!?

[cleanrot]

the peaceful life of the isopod..

[straycatj]

みんなシゴト早いわね💢

イワカンないって家主わらってるですよ

シカエシカクテイですよ💢 ふんでやるです！

Why can you do it so fast!? My landlady is laughing so much as there's no incompatibility! I'll revenge her! Step and step heavily!

[finalgirlbuffysummers]

in the club demure and pious