on and awaken

elaine. 32. over a decade on this hellsite and counting.

[paxamericana]

"we used to login to MySpace but now we login to MyChart"

something you could say to your 40 year old friends

[punishedsaints]

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[senjo]

[mevil]

[superchat]

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

[superchat]

because they dont read enough hentai

[superchat]

so they dont know where its going

[flowerbleedme]

nobody knows anything anymore.

[infertilityidol]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[infertilityidol]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[infertilityidol]

Cathy you're scaring me

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[byjove]

(defense) attorney culture is like the opposite of cop culture. lawyers hate all other lawyers with a barely concealed passion, yes, even their partners at the law firm. no solidarity, 85% drama and 15% social niceties. they’ll hang out together socially on occasion but they hate each other to their core. they’re like betta fish.

[byjove]

cop: Officer Misconduct would do that, he’s a good lawman, he was the best man at my wedding and I’m lucky to have known him.

doctor: I’ve worked with my colleague, Dr. Malpractice, for 15 years now and I have never witnessed the behavior you are describing.

defense attorney: Yeah, that sounds like something that stupid bastard would try. He doesn’t have the good sense to navigate his way out of a wet cardboard box, much less construct a sound legal defense. He has the integrity of a fucking gnat too. When we were in law school 35 years ago, he barfed in the back seat of my Mercedes after a night out and he never paid to get it cleaned. Even his wife can’t stand him. Fucker. I hate that guy.

[byjove]

Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton were defense co-counsel on a murder trial 4 years before the duel.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

This is because cops and doctors are fundamentally deferrential to their sources of authority. Lawyers are different. The purpose of a lawyer is to challenge authority.

[byjove]

Exactly. Thats why I specified defense attorneys (and corporate law, family law, estate and injury/employment, to different degrees) and not prosecuting attorneys, those guys can be suspiciously friendly…

[elalmadelmar]

[knishy]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's the blood it's supposed to be in there

[natalieironside]

Saturday Night Live has always been shit. Every run that that post-partem abortion of a tv show has ever had has been vapid, unfunny, low-effort schlock. This is a universal truth. You might think you remember SNL being good at some point, but you don't. You remember specific and particular comedians who just happened to transit through it. "Oh but SNL was great in the mid 2000s" that wasn't SNL that was Andy Samburg "But what about this great SNL sketch from the 80s" that wasn't SNL that was Chris Farley

[habbadax]

[storyweavingspider]

Heartwarming! Man pissing on subway stairs genders you correctly, mortified he was doing that in front of a woman

[storyweavingspider]

He was doing it while on the phone and said “so long as there ain’t a woman around it’s fine” then turned around, saw me, and went “oh shit!” And started apologizing

[yeahcanigetuhhhhh]