[problemsleuth]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[queef-queg]

[matthewrhys]

Supriya Ganesh as Dr. Samira Mohan first and last appearances in every season of The Pitt (2025-)

[tittyinfinity]

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

[tittyinfinity]

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

[neovid]

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[yuna-is-tired-sm]

𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘮 𝘏𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘯, 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘏𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪’𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘭-𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳, 𝘚𝘶𝘥𝘢𝘯.

𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘶𝘥𝘢𝘯.

[littlepawz]

Natural phenomenon of diffraction of light transforms black hummingbird’s wings into tiny rainbows

~photo credit: Christian Spencer~

[rosenkranz-does-things]

some companion pieces to this post. I just wanted to draw Scully administering an E shot to Mulder 🏳️‍⚧️

[ursiday]

Ghost kitty

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Google how to make ibuprofen work now how to make painkiller kick in RIGHT NOW like NOW make ibuprofen start working instantaneously please please please

[theblackparadeisdead]

What the fuck are you talking about

[theblackparadeisdead]

This is the first funny tag someone has left on this post in like 2 years

[kaity--did]

how do you cope with "mama mama mama mama mama mama mama" 500x a second without losing you ever loving shit? I am this close to flipping out

I am going to sound insane but I need you to follow along with me here. When I have had enough of hearing my name, but I know I can't tell my child to leave me alone because she's literally dependent on me I will say "Okay! I'm setting a timer for 30 minutes! And until that timer goes off my name is Tammy!"

And if she says "hey mama,"

I go "I AINT YER MAMA WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT CHILD" in like a southern accent and she thinks it's the funniest fucking thing and she'll yell "HEY TAMMY CAN YOU GET ME SOME JUICE?!"

And it's also hysterical

I have to tell you, nothing really changed other than not hearing mama mama mama mama but- Tammy is rugged and loud and a line cook and Penny loves her. And when the timer goes off she says "MAMA IS BACK!!!" And then tells me about her time with Tammy and it's a lot less overstimulating

I highly recommend adopting a "moms not home right now" persona

[kaity--did]

The people tagging this with good job Tammy are my heroes I love you all so much

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

[sophsknight]

this would be a pitiful grave.

[rhetoricallyyours]

[killyourstepdad]

sorry man i can't make it tonight i'm in the torture room again (my brain)

[fever]

i hope everything reminds you of me and i haunt you forever (flirting)

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[not-your-lawyer]

“Was this book bad or was I simply lacking enough life experience to appreciate the narrative when I read it” : an award-winning followup

[fiannaai]

and the thrilling conclusion: "I didn't say it was good, I said I loved it: and other treatises deeply entrenched in nostalgia"

[rosecrystal]

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.