Sai Spakes

A sideblog for reblobs. Main blog: Saiscribbles

[saispake]

Gainax already made better versions of Evangelion anyway they're called FLCL and Gurren Lagann.

[saispake]

Oh wow people spreading rumors and villifying you, I wonder what that's like.

[saispake]

Ant is such a useful idiot he must assure the optics-over-ethics crowd that he doesn't think someone who jerked off on a Discord call with minors, has a custom made t-shirt featuring an "album" of children crying and talking about their molestation that was made by a pedophile, or writes on her public tumblr about how she fantasizes sexually about being a raped child is evil.

If she didn't identify as transgender would he be singing the same tune?

He's more worried about not pissing off people who use that cringely named browser extension.

[saispake]

Friday Night Mr. Fingers

Salad Fingers & MatPat's Theory

Did you know MatPat did a theory on Salad Fingers that the creator David Firth completely rejected? Oh, why, what is Salad Fingers you ask?

My fans voted for it! For some reason. Tonight I'll introduce you all to one of my favorite things: Salad Fingers. And we'll be talking about MatPat's theory that was declared completely wrong by creator David Firth himself.

Join in at 6pm EST!

[criticalenvy]

Watching your video on this was extremely painful. Not because of thesinging... but because Rockford reads like an out-of-touch person's attempt to write an awkward teenage girl who is gay but not actively out.

When is this supposed to be set in?

I can not tell if it's supposed to be a 90s theme or not. No one dresses correctly for the era.

Also, CD Walkmans in the 90s were a sign you were a rich person. So Rockford comes off as a privileged white kid who knows dad will bail her out of jail and erase her problems. The two other kids she's friends with seem to be POC, and they will not be so lucky.

Rockford got Cassandra in trouble, and her father has every right to correctly assume she is a bad influence.

That scene with the arsene will likely lead to a afterward where Cassandra is put in Juvie and not allowed to go to her dream school.

Her dad would be completely right to do so.

The boy... was probably in love with Rockford and could have been replaced with a lava lamp. With the same result.

[saispake]

There's nothing even remotely gay in this game. Both girls are only into boys. The only """gay""" parts are the girls joking about "hurh hurh were we doing it in your dream", holding hands at one point while talking (which straight female friends would do in that time period), and Stacey complaining a girl called her a "lesbo" in Jr. High.

People adding "LGBTQ+" tags to it to try and deflect criticism for the two out of touch rich nepo babies who respectively funded and wrote this shit are the worst kinds of people.

[rouxcritical]

I thought that we were supposed to think Stacey and Cass were a couple or Stacy has a crush on her... and she left Stacy for... That chick that Stacy hates.

But yikes.

[saispake]

No Stacey is just jealous Cass is hanging out with a girl she doesn't get along with... that Cass was friends with before her.

Even in the scene where they're talking on the roof and hold hands briefly they're talking about getting to second base with boys.

The two of them only ever talk about boys.

Stacey clearly has a thing for her guy friend at the end.

Like honestly fuck anyone who is acting like this is an "LGBTQ+" game.

[rouxcritical]

@saispake went over this game... and then people deep dived into it.

People totally paid people to write good reviews. Cause like.. if you play this fuckass game, you wouldn't be able to actually play it as intended.

It was FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT FUNDING, and it was funded by a deep-pocketed company.

... DUSTBORN MENTIONED.

OH GOD STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD. Mentioning Xplay... fuck.

[saispake]

The paid off reviews and deep pockets of the publisher aside, I'm desperate to get everyone to understand who is to blame for the writing. The man behind the slaughter: fucking "Johnny Galvatron".

https://www.instagram.com/johnnytron/

Bro is the solo writer/director of this game and creative lead of the studio that made it. It's his vanity project. A 45 year old wannabe auteur who thinks he's a quirk mcchungus manic pixie dream boy and obviously wishes he was still a teenager. Based it around his own mediocre fart-sniffing taste in music. I sure do love it when middle aged men write about the experiences of teenage girls!

Also watch my playthrough of it I turned off the music and kept singing Millions of Peaches and Closing Time instead. Chat got me singing Two Princes at one point. Of course I did Wonderwall.

[criticalenvy]

Watching your video on this was extremely painful. Not because of thesinging... but because Rockford reads like an out-of-touch person's attempt to write an awkward teenage girl who is gay but not actively out.

When is this supposed to be set in?

I can not tell if it's supposed to be a 90s theme or not. No one dresses correctly for the era.

Also, CD Walkmans in the 90s were a sign you were a rich person. So Rockford comes off as a privileged white kid who knows dad will bail her out of jail and erase her problems. The two other kids she's friends with seem to be POC, and they will not be so lucky.

Rockford got Cassandra in trouble, and her father has every right to correctly assume she is a bad influence.

That scene with the arsene will likely lead to a afterward where Cassandra is put in Juvie and not allowed to go to her dream school.

Her dad would be completely right to do so.

The boy... was probably in love with Rockford and could have been replaced with a lava lamp. With the same result.

[saispake]

There's nothing even remotely gay in this game. Both girls are only into boys. The only """gay""" parts are the girls joking about "hurh hurh were we doing it in your dream", holding hands at one point while talking (which straight female friends would do in that time period), and Stacey complaining a girl called her a "lesbo" in Jr. High.

People adding "LGBTQ+" tags to it to try and deflect criticism for the two out of touch rich nepo babies who respectively funded and wrote this shit are the worst kinds of people.

[criticalenvy]

Girlie , Why are you bothering with Sai? She's just loudly wrong about Hazbin hotel and she refuses to see your side of things. It's the Ant arguement all over again. Like , Old woman can't be bothered to sit back and realize the blattant misgyny in how Lute is treated by the writers. She's never going to take the fucking L about Lute or a Abel being sexist towards someone who's superior to him in every way being treated like a Win for him by the writers. She refused to listen when someone pointed out the blatant sexism in Helluva Boss too. Moxxie being treated like shit cause he's feminine is sexist too. It's saying that being feminine is bad and it hurts the case cause Millie is always shown in a masculine way - She's the one wearing the pants in the relationship. She shoulders all the burdens for Moxxie and Moxxie pitches a bitch fit when it's not about him for like two minutes. Millie needs to leave his ass and hook up with somebody else. Stella's writing in itself is also sexist. Like if you're gonna make her a bitch at least make her a fun bitch. Also, Sai realize that no one but you thinks Brandon Rogers is funny challenge impossible.

I'm going to post this without comment.

@saispake

I hear that Sai is calling my group the ' critical girlies gender neutral' and I have some thoughts, but I'm going to keep them to myself.

[saispake]

How do these people not realize saying "Moxxie is feminine" is so incredibly sexist. They sound like those tweets that are like "men who order dessert on a date is a red flag that's a female trait".

Also calling a woman "masculine" and saying "she wears the pants in the relationship" just tells me anon views the world in terms of heteronormativity.

Like yeah I can argue against Envy's confusing takes that ignore the text of the show and Envy can disagree with me and it's fine cause we're adults? Yapping about a fucking cartoon? Does no one have nerd debates anymore?

I can stop calling the three of you collectively The Crit Girlies™ (gender neutral /pos) if you want but I assure you it's completely affectionate.

[criticalenvy]

I don't care about being called The Crit Girlies.

I don't think that calling a man feminine is all that bad, but I'm nonbinary transmasc, so... I don't have a leg in the race.

Moxxie embraces his ' feminine ' traits. Worth noting that Blitz imagined Moxxie dressed up like a French court lady in his drug-addled mind and Moxxie is frequently put into a dress.

So when in the Happy Campers, Moxxie's bit is pretending to be a teenage girl thing, it was not... unexpected.

I am glad that the show has opened up the discussion of binary gender roles to everyone. But... the way people talk about it is very... bad.

[saispake]

I mean do you feel the same way about Bugs Bunny crossdressing cause that's pretty much the same gag.

"Female impersonation" has been a comedic staple for a century.

[saispake]

Gee Anthony, which is it? Do you not care about Hazbin Hotel and don't know anything about it?

Or are you justified in writing off a woman's work as "superficial" because you supposedly understand the themes? Of this thing you've never watched. Very Lily coded.

[criticalenvy]

For someone who doesn't watch the show, he sure decided he was allowed to have opinions on the animation.

At least when I have opinions on the shows, I've watched about 10 episodes of them first.

I doubt he has seen anything past clips that leave out context.

[saispake]

I may butt heads with you over interpretation of the the text but at least you have fucking WATCHED it.

[criticalenvy]

I have given the show a lot of my free time. I had enjoyed it up to a point, even. ( I am referring to Helluva Boss. ) I have given Hazbin a season and tried to watch Season 2 ... It was... alright.

I have issues with the writing but it's not my vision.

I am confused by Anthony's insistence that he insert his wrong opinions about things that he has not watched - Based, I am assuming, on clips from Artiece TB and maybe Pink King videos?

[saispake]

Pink King just makes low effort videos where he yaps without actually saying anything just to get clicks for current episodes of shows.

Though anyone out there who thinks I'm incapable of criticizing a show I like and admitting when the writing has gone catastrophically downhill should watch my discussions on The Boys season 5.

The Boys Season 5 Episode Discussions

All of Sai's episode discussions for The Boys Season 5!

... Can only hope Severance comes through for me when season 3 finally comes out.

[rouxcritical]

@saispake went over this game... and then people deep dived into it.

People totally paid people to write good reviews. Cause like.. if you play this fuckass game, you wouldn't be able to actually play it as intended.

It was FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT FUNDING, and it was funded by a deep-pocketed company.

... DUSTBORN MENTIONED.

OH GOD STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD. Mentioning Xplay... fuck.

[saispake]

The paid off reviews and deep pockets of the publisher aside, I'm desperate to get everyone to understand who is to blame for the writing. The man behind the slaughter: fucking "Johnny Galvatron".

https://www.instagram.com/johnnytron/

Bro is the solo writer/director of this game and creative lead of the studio that made it. It's his vanity project. A 45 year old wannabe auteur who thinks he's a quirk mcchungus manic pixie dream boy and obviously wishes he was still a teenager. Based it around his own mediocre fart-sniffing taste in music. I sure do love it when middle aged men write about the experiences of teenage girls!

Also watch my playthrough of it I turned off the music and kept singing Millions of Peaches and Closing Time instead. Chat got me singing Two Princes at one point. Of course I did Wonderwall.

[saispake]

[saispake]

Gee Anthony, which is it? Do you not care about Hazbin Hotel and don't know anything about it?

Or are you justified in writing off a woman's work as "superficial" because you supposedly understand the themes? Of this thing you've never watched. Very Lily coded.

[saispake]

Oh it's okay guys, he isn't just blindly joining in with the misogyny-but-we-promise-it's-woke crowd. He's totally watched Hazbin Hotel now! He just... mysteriously can't say anything specific about it.

[saispake]

Gee Anthony, which is it? Do you not care about Hazbin Hotel and don't know anything about it?

Or are you justified in writing off a woman's work as "superficial" because you supposedly understand the themes? Of this thing you've never watched. Very Lily coded.

[criticalenvy]

For someone who doesn't watch the show, he sure decided he was allowed to have opinions on the animation.

At least when I have opinions on the shows, I've watched about 10 episodes of them first.

I doubt he has seen anything past clips that leave out context.

[saispake]

I may butt heads with you over interpretation of the the text but at least you have fucking WATCHED it.

[saispake]

Gee Anthony, which is it? Do you not care about Hazbin Hotel and don't know anything about it?

Or are you justified in writing off a woman's work as "superficial" because you supposedly understand the themes? Of this thing you've never watched. Very Lily coded.

[saispake]

Wow Anthony Gramuglia (@agramuglia) and his friends sure like to talk about frivolously suing people. There's blue checkmark Th3Birdman. Anthony was hyping up Jazzy Oliver to sue me for calling her a Z-list YouTube VA. And Otterly Noah said he'd sue Ant.

Threatening to sue like entitled boomers.

[critical-enby]

Is Tony still being stupid?

He really loves that one Gif.

Is he like... embracing that he's a super villain and one of the Baddies now?

[saispake]

We just had a funny little jaunt in my Discord discovering that Th3Birdman was bragging about paying for an IQ test scam. Tony Gabagool's friends are hilarious.

The saga below:

[critical-enby]

The SAT are literally set up to GATEKEEP neurodivergent kids from being able to get a higher education.

But Tony loves to talk about his useless degree as though that helps him be a better internet reviewer.

[saispake]

And basically kids from any demographic that isn't middle class white males taught a very specific classical American education.

Remember when Tony said Noah only plagiarized cause he ONLY has a GED and therefore doesn't know any better?

This crowd is totally not classist at all though.

[saispake]

Wow Anthony Gramuglia (@agramuglia) and his friends sure like to talk about frivolously suing people. There's blue checkmark Th3Birdman. Anthony was hyping up Jazzy Oliver to sue me for calling her a Z-list YouTube VA. And Otterly Noah said he'd sue Ant.

Threatening to sue like entitled boomers.

[critical-enby]

Is Tony still being stupid?

He really loves that one Gif.

Is he like... embracing that he's a super villain and one of the Baddies now?

[saispake]

We just had a funny little jaunt in my Discord discovering that Th3Birdman was bragging about paying for an IQ test scam. Tony Gabagool's friends are hilarious.

The saga below:

[saispake]

Wow Anthony Gramuglia (@agramuglia) and his friends sure like to talk about frivolously suing people. There's blue checkmark Th3Birdman. Anthony was hyping up Jazzy Oliver to sue me for calling her a Z-list YouTube VA. And Otterly Noah said he'd sue Ant.

Threatening to sue like entitled boomers.

[criticalenvy]

Girlie , Why are you bothering with Sai? She's just loudly wrong about Hazbin hotel and she refuses to see your side of things. It's the Ant arguement all over again. Like , Old woman can't be bothered to sit back and realize the blattant misgyny in how Lute is treated by the writers. She's never going to take the fucking L about Lute or a Abel being sexist towards someone who's superior to him in every way being treated like a Win for him by the writers. She refused to listen when someone pointed out the blatant sexism in Helluva Boss too. Moxxie being treated like shit cause he's feminine is sexist too. It's saying that being feminine is bad and it hurts the case cause Millie is always shown in a masculine way - She's the one wearing the pants in the relationship. She shoulders all the burdens for Moxxie and Moxxie pitches a bitch fit when it's not about him for like two minutes. Millie needs to leave his ass and hook up with somebody else. Stella's writing in itself is also sexist. Like if you're gonna make her a bitch at least make her a fun bitch. Also, Sai realize that no one but you thinks Brandon Rogers is funny challenge impossible.

I'm going to post this without comment.

@saispake

I hear that Sai is calling my group the ' critical girlies gender neutral' and I have some thoughts, but I'm going to keep them to myself.

[saispake]

How do these people not realize saying "Moxxie is feminine" is so incredibly sexist. They sound like those tweets that are like "men who order dessert on a date is a red flag that's a female trait".

Also calling a woman "masculine" and saying "she wears the pants in the relationship" just tells me anon views the world in terms of heteronormativity.

Like yeah I can argue against Envy's confusing takes that ignore the text of the show and Envy can disagree with me and it's fine cause we're adults? Yapping about a fucking cartoon? Does no one have nerd debates anymore?

I can stop calling the three of you collectively The Crit Girlies™ (gender neutral /pos) if you want but I assure you it's completely affectionate.